|Dogs are shocked by the recent|
turn of events.
Sunday, January 4, 2015
Saturday, December 6, 2014
Seventh Grade Science Teacher Anthony Genovese Will Sign 72 Million Dollar Contract Deal With Boston Schools
|High hopes in Boston for another|
season of academic domination
in their division.
The deal set a new record in hiring highly motivated and qualified science teachers far surpassing the 58 million dollar contract made with U-Mass graduate Harvey Smith.
Wednesday, October 8, 2014
announced that home prices are set to tumble next year. With the Federal Reserve due to raise interest rates, and the ensuing bursting of the stock market bubble there is sure to be a collapse in the "frothy" real estate market. Upon hearing this news scores of would-be homeowners as well as current owners of condos, townhouses, and stand alone homes have opted for a nomadic lifestyle.
Friday, July 25, 2014
|President Putin's official photograph|
for the Hello Kitty Fan Club.
Moscow, Russia In what maybe the strangest attempt for any public figure to soften his or her public image, Vladmir Putin, the President of the Russian Federation, has announced to the world the he is Hello Kitty's biggest superfan.
Anonymous sources deep in the Russian government stated that President Putin has been concerned about
|Hello Kitty in happier times.|
Wednesday, April 30, 2014
|Matt is getting ready for his big aquatic role by|
training with US Navy SEALS.
Matt Damon has broken his silence about the new Justice League movie that is being directed by Zach Snyder, and slated to hit theaters in 2017. It is official: Matt will be playing Aquaman, the superhero of the Seven Seas and Lord of the Oceans. While discussing his upcoming role as one of the original founders of the Justice League, Matt had this to say,
Of course it's an honor to play one of the most versatile and well known super heroes. 71% of our planet's surface is covered by water. How long can Batman stay in his bat-submersible? Not too long. What I really like about the script is that Aquaman gets his own story line with a major plot twist.
Aquaman's secret identity is SpongeBob SqarePants.
Friday, April 18, 2014
|I'm never going near the Baldwin brothers|
without a map!
Jenny McCarthy, co-host of The View and adversary of science based medicine, held a news conference and told the world that she was engaged to the wrong Wahlberg.
I think that thinking Donnie Wahlberg is his brother Mark Wahlberg is something everyone has done. Am I right or am I right?Ms McCarthy went on to say that she fell in love with Mark's Golden Globe nominated role in The Departed. Ever since then she had her eyes on the actor.
Friday, April 11, 2014
|When I sign am I signing this as Stephen Colbert or|
as Stephen Colbert?