- Dementia - the belief that Justin Bieber's popularity rests solely on his musical talents and not his Bambi-like cuteness.
- Memory Loss - all other males are forgotten. Bieber is ALL.
- Problems with Muscular Control - victims bounce, gyrate, and wave their arms chaotically while under the spell of Bieber Fever.
There is no known cure for Bieber Fever. Scientists are working around the clock to develop a vaccine to counteract this horrible disease. Until then it is suggested that no one listens to Justin Bieber.
*This story is 100% fake.
** Photo by Daniel Ogren Photography and wikipedia