|President Putin's official photograph|
for the Hello Kitty Fan Club.
Moscow, Russia In what maybe the strangest attempt for any public figure to soften his or her public image, Vladmir Putin, the President of the Russian Federation, has announced to the world the he is Hello Kitty's biggest superfan.
Anonymous sources deep in the Russian government stated that President Putin has been concerned about
|Hello Kitty in happier times.|
President Putin was recently voted in as President of the Hello Kitty Fan Club for Russia with a whopping 98% of the vote. Nine year old Catherine Molchanov of St Petersburg, his only competitor for the position, believes that the vote was rigged and has petitioned the UN to look into any instances of vote tampering. "Too bad for her, cookie crumbles in my way," President Putin stated in his characteristically stoic fashion.
Valdmir Putin has big plans for Russian fans of Hello Kitty.
- The new President announced that the My Little Pony Fan Club threatens the health and well being of Hello Kitty's club members, and that will stop. Hello Kitty fans have been instructed to boycott stores that sell My Little Pony.
- Hello Kitty is Inherently Superior than My Little Pony Contest will begin next month. Contestants will use any artistic medium they wish to convey why Russian Hello Kitty is so much better than decadent Western My Little Pony.
- A change to the club's constitution will be changed. President Putin will now be called President Kitty-for-life Putin.
*Yes, this story is 100% hoax.