|Dogs are shocked by the recent|
turn of events.
"The stand-ins are being held in homes, churches, and anywhere a God fearing American can proudly stand on their animal companion," stated Cynthia Faux, President of FSP. "God gave us mastery of the planet and that includes standing on our furry friends."
FSP officials have stated that they are hurrying to prepare the satellite feed which will enable as many as possible protesters to live chat with Sarah and Trig, her lovable child who knows that dogs are not only man's best friend but also a handy stool in a pinch.
|Goldie is ready for the |
While FSP are officially planning only to use dogs for the stand-in, it is understood that for members without canine companions other pets will suffice. Local organizers have stated that cats, hamsters, and goldfish are going to be stood on in order to press the point home.