Suge Knight Opens Academy Of Etiquette And Charm

I'm passionate about
spreading the message
of grace and class to the world.
- Suge Knight

Compton, California Marion "Suge" Knight, one time CEO of Death Row Records, has opened the Suge Knight's Academy of Etiquette and Charm in his hometown of Compton, California. The school seeks to address the disturbing trend towards incivility, lack of grace, and a general sense of poor manners. The Academy is designed to properly train people from a myriad of backgrounds that include, but certainly not limited to, professionals, children, and elite housewives.

Sarah Palin Allies Support Sarah By Standing On Their Pets

Dogs are shocked by the recent
turn of events.  

The Friends of Sarah Palin (FSP), a new organization composed of fans of the once Governor of Alaska, are supporting their gal in her darkest hour by organizing stand-ins across America. These stand-ins are in response to the liberal media's shameful critique of her son being cruel to the family dog by standing on it as shown on Ms. Palin's Instagram account.