tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7397875820371436462024-03-13T06:05:39.676-04:00The Newest Newsy NewsThe Best News Money Can't BuyAndrew Hallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01495983897864604830noreply@blogger.comBlogger134125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-739787582037143646.post-59092378169369147232023-09-04T10:54:00.002-04:002023-09-04T10:59:46.423-04:00Ron DeSantis's Shocking Citizenship Test Failure Reveals Unprecedented Ignorance<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjd23osm4308Yc832Qc7lTDqHGT4TyB5SMS-rkus5MDuaYFvrqgdrzD7tFrJGhUErnJKH1NBm82_ZgK2vgQzPFTmVhorITNbhvCHs-sML2Gxok0_tCIpRww-uL2sGKTFJex7yXufhIUsbN5FMXR4bdhT0Zb8d2lpxJAM-mtVY_Xzt6k3hC0_x9GI9UBvMJN/s1866/Screen%20Shot%202023-09-04%20at%2010.58.38%20AM.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1038" data-original-width="1866" height="178" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjd23osm4308Yc832Qc7lTDqHGT4TyB5SMS-rkus5MDuaYFvrqgdrzD7tFrJGhUErnJKH1NBm82_ZgK2vgQzPFTmVhorITNbhvCHs-sML2Gxok0_tCIpRww-uL2sGKTFJex7yXufhIUsbN5FMXR4bdhT0Zb8d2lpxJAM-mtVY_Xzt6k3hC0_x9GI9UBvMJN/s320/Screen%20Shot%202023-09-04%20at%2010.58.38%20AM.png" width="320" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Not the right answer.</td></tr></tbody></table><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><p><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>TALLAHASSEE, FL -</b> In a stunning turn of events, Florida Governor and presidential hopeful Ron DeSantis has failed the U.S. citizenship test, raising serious concerns about his understanding of American history and government. The test, which is required for immigrants seeking to become U.S. citizens, covers basic knowledge of American civics and history. It consists of 100 questions, and applicants must answer at least 60 of them correctly to pass. However, DeSantis struggled to answer even the most fundamental questions.<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">DeSantis, who has been a vocal advocate for strict immigration policies and has positioned himself as a defender of American values, could not even correctly name the first president of the United States. When asked who that was, he hesitated and then guessed "Abraham Lincoln."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="https://go.fiverr.com/visit/?bta=135072&brand=fiverrcpa&landingPage=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fiverr.com%2Fsearch%2Fgigs%3Fquery%3Dlose%2520weight%26source%3Dtop-bar%26acmpl%3D1%26search_in%3Deverywhere%26search-autocomplete-original-term%3Dlose%2520weight%26search-autocomplete-available%3Dtrue%26search-autocomplete-type%3Drecent-gigs-suggest%26search-autocomplete-position%3D0%26ref_ctx_id%3D3e2cba9ac48d530d18bdfd6700908a56" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;" target="_blank"><img border="0" data-original-height="1028" data-original-width="808" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcgZW8VqiwyMDcSj9HmdZ3-Lf5HCMSrhxVxKW80zPJW-kk6LmTVGJtrAV8RRjbRNSkwT6xnelx9Mt0RS8bAn0SmU3xCVisqwd4x6q6GdhPOxGKEnOHm50_mWtA0w-H-iI9my75qNgsFo5-MRNx6TZ68Oyva8piYN8-Qjr4SY4Wm9eaW0EevwPwhnYClSqJ/w252-h320/Screen%20Shot%202023-07-23%20at%207.48.13%20AM.png" width="252" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;">"It's an honest mistake," DeSantis said with a shrug. "They were both presidents, right?"</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">But DeSantis's ignorance went beyond just presidential trivia. He also struggled to identify the three branches of government, mistaking the Supreme Court for the "Supreme Pizza."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">When questioned about the purpose of the Bill of Rights, DeSantis responded, "To protect the right to bear arms, of course!" It seems he may have confused the Second Amendment with the entire Bill of Rights, which includes freedoms such as freedom of speech, freedom from religion, and the press.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Perhaps the most embarrassing moment came when DeSantis was asked to name one of the original thirteen colonies. He confidently declared, "Disneyland!" When corrected, he argued that Disneyland had been around "for, like, forever," and should definitely count as one of the original colonies.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">The test also revealed DeSantis's lack of knowledge about the Constitution. When asked about the First Amendment, he replied, "I think it's the one that lets you buy guns without any restrictions, right?" In reality, the First Amendment protects freedom of speech, religion, and the press.</span></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><a href="https://www.kqzyfj.com/click-100512912-15464631" target="_blank"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="300" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5uxho1EgpfnxxhK-IYhQUGMzw_M7hT0tbkXnVJEdCIgl1kX5d-SyM3-p_o7IxxyAf8zmvjpSz24jD8M2BQOVDVhMZ_h9-3pFs5DfoJwwfMyXBluuz73JJT-e6UzhylyThe1p-zGO2q2_YYxiVkEtPDK3Q1J0pJiAwHw-sO5U7dN5HA52qART4JCGkfD6R/s1600/VPN.png" width="300" /></a></div><span style="font-size: medium;">Political opponents were quick to pounce on DeSantis's failure, calling it a "shocking display of incompetence" and questioning his fitness for public office.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">"Ron DeSantis's inability to pass a basic citizenship test is a disgrace," said one critic. "How can we trust someone to lead our state when he can't even demonstrate a basic understanding of American government?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">DeSantis, however, brushed off the criticism, insisting that the test was "rigged" against him. "I think they intentionally asked me the hardest questions," he said. "I'm a very stable genius, believe me."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">As the news of his citizenship test failure spreads, many are left wondering if Ron DeSantis is truly qualified to hold public office in the United States. After all, if he can't pass a simple civics test, can he be trusted to uphold the principles of American democracy? Only time will tell, but for now, it's clear that DeSantis has a lot of studying to do.</span></p>Andrew Hallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01495983897864604830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-739787582037143646.post-71517722600467110132023-09-03T09:31:00.001-04:002023-09-03T09:31:10.301-04:00BREAKING: Mitch McConnell Stares in Disbelief at His Own Age, Discovers He's Ancient<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNQsukGd2IEu1Uz-wpJto5C_swB7Vhtmq5zJCeEazfLXNYroJWzqztqcLWcFmIjDLJkaPwL2O_kmZ2w6k0kZNQVTxPAhgfEhvMDxqxq-XhFORJnkUSzdt8r8qgb9F-deafPmaVt2xjgmdyP2iicv1-s-isFSh8VbewGPKBqka4ir4aUVuwbtAEzYMzMmBH/s4200/Mitch.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2800" data-original-width="4200" height="213" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNQsukGd2IEu1Uz-wpJto5C_swB7Vhtmq5zJCeEazfLXNYroJWzqztqcLWcFmIjDLJkaPwL2O_kmZ2w6k0kZNQVTxPAhgfEhvMDxqxq-XhFORJnkUSzdt8r8qgb9F-deafPmaVt2xjgmdyP2iicv1-s-isFSh8VbewGPKBqka4ir4aUVuwbtAEzYMzMmBH/s320/Mitch.jpeg" width="320" /></a></div><p><br /></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>WASHINGTON, D.C. –</b> In an astonishing turn of events, Senator Mitch McConnell was reportedly left utterly dumbfounded today and blankly stared into space as he discovered just how ancient he truly is. The Kentucky Senator, long known for his stoic demeanor and mastery of political maneuvering, found himself unable to comprehend the passage of time when confronted with his own age.<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">It all began innocently enough when McConnell, 81, decided to update his Wikipedia page with some biographical information. He intended to add a few lines about his time in office and perhaps upload a more recent photograph where he didn't look quite as though he'd been carved from petrified wood.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="https://go.fiverr.com/visit/?bta=135072&brand=fiverrcpa&landingPage=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fiverr.com%2Fsearch%2Fgigs%3Fquery%3Dlose%2520weight%26source%3Dtop-bar%26acmpl%3D1%26search_in%3Deverywhere%26search-autocomplete-original-term%3Dlose%2520we%26search-autocomplete-available%3Dtrue%26search-autocomplete-type%3Drecent-gigs-suggest%26search-autocomplete-position%3D0%26ref_ctx_id%3Deda48013de40449aff58f0ed98774a22" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;" target="_blank"><img border="0" data-original-height="1028" data-original-width="808" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMT6fLrl7dSKxtTZfkxbotgm9YRDKARQnlyqMMR_ACajNH-fAjcCYi-2t8D0RIV8PhqfnQsHJc296ANt5KgosudQZxrygOzTNWuSTfJ7x_VkX1veG0Q1Hl4uHxXmBmLl__Hb4VS0wQbZy1Ld5cPJBQ359mQzZniilA8ZrbWIt0Twnb8f682sZeq2aLRHLB/s320/Screen%20Shot%202023-07-23%20at%207.48.13%20AM.png" width="252" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />But as he typed his birthdate – February 20, 1942 – into the "Date of Birth" field, the shock hit him like a freight train. He stared at the screen, blinking his beady eyes in disbelief as if he had just stumbled upon a state secret.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">After staring at the screen for three hours, he snapped out of it.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">"I… I can't believe it," McConnell muttered to no one in particular. "1942? That can't be right. I must've made a mistake."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">The Senator frantically called his office IT guy, Andrew Canard, who assured him that the birthdate was indeed accurate. McConnell then proceeded to double-check with his own mother, who, at 108 years old, could only chuckle and confirm his vintage.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">"I thought I was just hitting my prime," McConnell mumbled, shaking his head in disbelief. "I mean, I've been in the Senate for decades, but 1942? That's like, ancient history!"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">McConnell then stared into the void for another three hours, when he realized it was time time to drink some lukewarm water.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="https://www.kqzyfj.com/click-100512912-15464631" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;" target="_blank"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="300" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbyVQOrkFkkWU-RPqrACgOrEeeDOdJXqBe2kQSoEsXTxmcySVzAoDAbL_-p2b1EJSNzkSmlyu0HXI1ZUKStyTBO2oGXaHsNAcv9KmcOCjbqw91Nkdb5WjRowPirYE7HGCNbXmz3bKdfDUmFpoFIdLjbn4N_MCaIoaVMTU5w3Z2nY0kiscU88sjX0fMtyOS/w200-h200/VPN.png" width="200" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />McConnell's realization sent shockwaves through Capitol Hill. Fellow Senators, used to the Republican leader's stony facade, watched in amazement as he grappled with the inexorable march of time.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">"I've known Mitch for years, and I've never seen him so flustered," said Senator Chuck Schumer, the Senate Majority Leader. "He was wandering around the Senate chamber muttering about dial-up internet and rotary phones. It's like he's discovered he's a relic from a bygone era."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Social media erupted with memes and jokes, with many suggesting that McConnell may have been a vampire, mummy, or some other sort of walking dead thereby explaining his longevity. Others speculated that he might have secretly witnessed the signing of the Declaration of Independence.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Even McConnell's wife, Elaine Chao, couldn't help but tease him about his newfound awareness of his age. "I told him he should've retired years ago and started enjoying his golden years," Chao quipped. "But you know Mitch – he's always been a workhorse."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">As the day wore on, McConnell attempted to regain his composure and return to the business of politics, but the revelation of his true age continued to haunt him. He couldn't help but marvel at the world's transformation during his lifetime, from the moon landing to the rise of smartphones.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">In a candid moment, McConnell admitted, "I may be old, but I've got a few tricks left up my sleeve. Don't underestimate me just yet." With that, he stared into the void for twenty minutes. He then retreated to his office to contemplate the mysteries of aging, leaving the nation to wonder just what other "surprises" the venerable Senator might have in store for us.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">In the end, Mitch McConnell's encounter with his own age serves as a poignant reminder that even the most seasoned politicians are not immune to the relentless march of time – a reality that, for once, has left the Senate's master tactician feeling completely and utterly bewildered.</span></p>Andrew Hallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01495983897864604830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-739787582037143646.post-80891222740070156742023-09-03T09:03:00.002-04:002023-09-03T09:03:28.994-04:00Donald Trump Declares His Mugshot "Greatest"<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLxymcn4y4WWLH26q0KhAVIfxM2iuhckHAio1VXjk_I1szSa6E6vnW6GR0oSLiI7sk7mzaHd4_3brEkng8ikSo1a_ckngNRupjVmj7DXECc5rETHpea5ZtC7fVMoMY9osjKF0JDpAh18jvhCme44xy_E1zAGnOwir1e-TmzI0jlOAXn7BHJest4gahw1LG/s1398/Screen%20Shot%202023-04-30%20at%207.41.57%20PM.png" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1036" data-original-width="1398" height="237" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLxymcn4y4WWLH26q0KhAVIfxM2iuhckHAio1VXjk_I1szSa6E6vnW6GR0oSLiI7sk7mzaHd4_3brEkng8ikSo1a_ckngNRupjVmj7DXECc5rETHpea5ZtC7fVMoMY9osjKF0JDpAh18jvhCme44xy_E1zAGnOwir1e-TmzI0jlOAXn7BHJest4gahw1LG/s320/Screen%20Shot%202023-04-30%20at%207.41.57%20PM.png" width="320" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">"My mugshot will go down in the anals of history."</td></tr></tbody></table><p><br /></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Fulton County, Georgia </b>- In a shocking turn of events, former President of the United States Donald J. Trump who was recently arrested on felony charges of trying to overturn the 2020 election has boldly proclaimed his mugshot to be nothing short of a masterpiece, surpassing all previous mugshots in the "anals" of criminal history.<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Trump, known for his incoherent statements and notorious for his disdain for free elections, was arrested. After being booked and released the former President declared his mugshot was "the bravest and best mugshot of all mugshots.</span></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://go.fiverr.com/visit/?bta=135072&brand=fiverrcpa&landingPage=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fiverr.com%2Fsearch%2Fgigs%3Fquery%3Dlose%2520weight%26source%3Dmain_banner_semv4%26ref_ctx_id%3Dce48095230ea052abe9532e49b5f4197%26search_in%3Deverywhere%26search-autocomplete-original-term%3Dlose%2520weight" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;" target="_blank"><img border="0" data-original-height="1028" data-original-width="808" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSuN7gfb3LaIohoM_T8jOgQkPs60uYYI1r9Em22K-itc_MSppZDaDOcJYDiGQq20ku_Cl-we_Be0HwDed0cq_zZN5N6XDfZGgf4l8d3V7OCsbk6lj6KFHW_0Y9FRiojfSWgy0vfy49XniyPGkl2WEii0I_ii0_9lMCrdZEsKNTEco3Xc1YkUeQZyRKuV25/s320/Screen%20Shot%202023-07-23%20at%207.48.13%20AM.png" width="252" /></a></div><span style="font-size: medium;">The local police station was taken aback by Trump's self-assuredness as he posed for his mugshot like a Batman villain. The officers, who have seen their fair share of perp polaroids, admitted that they had never encountered a suspect quite so pleased with their own mugshot.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">"It was like he was auditioning for a role in the next Batman flick" joked Officer Andrew Canard, who snapped the now-infamous picture. "He kept adjusting his tie and fixing his hair. We even had to remind him to keep his little hands where we could see them."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">As news of the "Greatest Mugshot Ever" spread like wildfire through the local press and social media, experts from around the world chimed in with their opinions on whether Trump's claim held any merit.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Renowned art critic and mugshot enthusiast, Dr. Penelope Canvas, had this to say: "While I appreciate Donald Trump's audacity, I must disagree. His choice of a defiant yet slightly smug expression does complement his alleged crimes, but it lacks the profound subtlety and raw emotion of Mugshot Renaissance greats like the 'Disheveled Tax Evader' from 2007."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Social media users joined the debate, with hashtags like #MugshotGoals and #TrumpConfidence trending globally. Memes of Trump's mugshot superimposed onto famous artworks and movie posters flooded the internet, solidifying his place in the pantheon of the absurd.</span></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://www.kqzyfj.com/click-100512912-15464631" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;" target="_blank"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="300" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUkIlpvRuN2S-uB6f8czSfN0xRrW_fbJvfdqlddSBuxi1kRJSEH6LkvAs7qt3uzgJxpImgzi4nmRGicKs25-5oA4eUmds99SEmksRC_Igo7GisJ1JAe7CVmzGaKqWzM1Djlyen_Q5Fdch21lyd8fTjSZ9f9Y1KF5cfZyT6B9EVNGwQaHdFcgXZBvRYljDV/w200-h200/VPN.png" width="200" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-size: medium;">Legal experts and psychologists have been equally intrigued by Trump's reaction. Dr. Mindy Analyzer, a renowned forensic psychologist, mused, "His behavior could stem from a coping mechanism, a defense against the seriousness of his charges. It's like he's trying to rewrite his narrative through unapologetic self-assurance."</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">As Trump's case heads to trial, legal scholars wonder if his unwavering self-belief will extend to the courtroom. Will he dazzle the jury with PowerPoint presentations of his mugshot from various angles?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">One thing is for certain – whether his mugshot stands as the paragon of photographic criminal records or not, Donald J. Trump has etched his name into the annals of insipid American politicians, ensuring his legacy as a politico-crook who never shied away from the spotlight, even in the darkest of circumstances.</span></p>Andrew Hallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01495983897864604830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-739787582037143646.post-38582992608750358232023-08-26T10:05:00.001-04:002023-08-26T10:08:02.301-04:00Vivek Ramaswamy Announces Conversion to Christianity<p><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj54WJF7Eca6e-ooMb5yWOSGjfQDtEDyLIRucOQSIsgvR8r57QAZFHqC3cD0Zxp5Yf3WHpbzux7_mYWwehVFA3CW6U3For9ePFW86SfA-QFzepULRH6_ofsXoDEG9wBYmTnlCSVHDhP_iGwL17AEChBcXXbnCUd7J1kvoDAY9eqHmR0cjG6X-lfBHVoZ1qL/s4096/D1744D65-B2BC-4AF4-89FE-DAB5EAE77D0B.JPEG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2152" data-original-width="4096" height="168" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj54WJF7Eca6e-ooMb5yWOSGjfQDtEDyLIRucOQSIsgvR8r57QAZFHqC3cD0Zxp5Yf3WHpbzux7_mYWwehVFA3CW6U3For9ePFW86SfA-QFzepULRH6_ofsXoDEG9wBYmTnlCSVHDhP_iGwL17AEChBcXXbnCUd7J1kvoDAY9eqHmR0cjG6X-lfBHVoZ1qL/s320/D1744D65-B2BC-4AF4-89FE-DAB5EAE77D0B.JPEG" width="320" /></a></span></div><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b><br /></b></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Des Moines, Iowa</b> – In a stunning move that has left both constituents and political analysts scratching their heads, Republican presidential hopeful </span><span style="font-size: medium;"><span><span style="font-family: inherit;">Vivek Ramaswamy</span></span><span style="font-family: Georgia;"> </span><span>announced his conversion to Evangelical Christianity, a religion he believes will give him the ultimate advantage in his quest for the presidency.<span><a name='more'></a></span></span></span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Ramaswamy, known for his MAGA rhetoric, unveiled his newfound faith at a press conference held at the steps of City Hall. Flanked by his campaign team, who wore matching "Vote for the Chosen One" t-shirts, Ramaswamy passionately explained his decision.</span></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><a href="https://go.fiverr.com/visit/?bta=135072&brand=fiverrcpa&landingPage=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fiverr.com%2Fsearch%2Fgigs%3Fquery%3Dweight%2520loss%26source%3Dtop-bar%26ref_ctx_id%3D2da4bf5bd21639dc914db74d4a27410d%26search_in%3Deverywhere%26search-autocomplete-original-term%3Dweight%2520loss" target="_blank"><img border="0" data-original-height="1028" data-original-width="808" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhj-cYPtut8s0czoaytKmfw5Hfb_vpKv27Q54XDSpl5hp244Mwhiy9cYgcqrIy_FMPEhDSgkUS-S_O8w-w-GpJVMDWW2uGsjPWP0hD73UEt-O1I1MWK501vEwaj-mKrytB7G5IJNK_FSnUsh2UwfvElWVs5Zg15YEL9VnXAnXHCSnDGnmQh1xtFxzVp74pU/s320/Screen%20Shot%202023-07-23%20at%207.48.13%20AM.png" width="252" /></a></div><span style="font-size: medium;">"I have seen the light, my friends," Ramaswamy proclaimed, his voice trembling with fervor. "The Christian faith embraces a divinely-inspired principle: connecting to the masses like no other religion in the United States ever could. By joining this faith, I am demonstrating my unwavering commitment to representing every single thought and prayer of my constituents."</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Evangelical Christianity, founded by political strategists turned spiritual leaders, preaches the doctrine of catering to what people who have never read the Bible think the Bible says. Its official holy texts are pretty much ignored and megachurch preachers guide its followers.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Critics accused Ramaswamy of blatant opportunism, but he remains unfazed, confident that this new spiritual alliance will secure his place in the political pantheon. "Why be tied down to Hinduism when I can be uplifted by votes?" he rhetorically quipped, flashing his trademark grin.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">The conversion ceremony itself was a sight to behold, complete with a confetti cannon shooting out policy promises and an altar adorned with campaign donations. Congregants, many of whom were donning "Ramaswamy's Disciples" robes, praised his bold choice.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="https://www.kqzyfj.com/click-100512912-15464631" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;" target="_blank"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="300" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUxlcVrCx5cPmaNS8U9bpsgp2ZygHOyRpHc71O_6f-D6yumxuHU84JJ0PjsVWYuPsFpduv3r02uqkcQ1Ul-EV7WAlyX64UDoiiWpIw5seynFFQC7qCGPQ57ceeGLYU7aShNiA7rLJ2EGxe0uc8-u1HfrQi_k_f6949B_aWlUhuamLwRKcms_bFVSCFQNGP/w200-h200/VPN.png" width="200" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />"He's really listening to us now," gushed one supporter. "I know he'll do whatever it takes to make us happy, even if it means flip-flopping on his beliefs every other day."</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Local religious leaders expressed a mix of astonishment at the politician's audacious move. "I never thought I'd live to see the day when a politician would literally turn his quest for votes into a sacred ritual," chuckled Rabbi Sarah Holman. "It's like he's running for deity-in-chief rather than public office."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">As the 2024 election approaches, Ramaswamy's bold gamble remains the talk of the town. Only time will tell whether his newfound faith will elevate him to political salvation or leave him mired in the depths of voter skepticism. One thing's for sure, though: this election cycle just got a whole lot holier.</span></p>Andrew Hallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01495983897864604830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-739787582037143646.post-88393192075425921032023-08-25T05:50:00.000-04:002023-08-25T05:50:23.011-04:00Supreme Court Shocker: Feline Felonies Fail to Faze Feline-Friendly Judges<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_lbVGnoYkJEM4zqWZ_EbK5cM7gluk260TCBO7znRdQq2QQwjRUACNfq2gz7wV4VWW0r6-9dpIiMpOwLe16QmqTp9_NB_4QsQyklaF653jRkrb6ldfOgBEtARyMzwjPWqtapHXCHVYiz3y1-RKYXq2TT_Xp3Rx8TseNuRpt8Sf5qTe_igJE_deqVCzXQsL/s2520/kittens-cat-cat-puppy-rush-45170.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1401" data-original-width="2520" height="178" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_lbVGnoYkJEM4zqWZ_EbK5cM7gluk260TCBO7znRdQq2QQwjRUACNfq2gz7wV4VWW0r6-9dpIiMpOwLe16QmqTp9_NB_4QsQyklaF653jRkrb6ldfOgBEtARyMzwjPWqtapHXCHVYiz3y1-RKYXq2TT_Xp3Rx8TseNuRpt8Sf5qTe_igJE_deqVCzXQsL/w320-h178/kittens-cat-cat-puppy-rush-45170.jpeg" width="320" /></a></div><p><br /></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">*<i>In a landmark decision that has left the nation's legal scholars scratching their heads, the Supreme Court ruled that cats are incapable of committing the heinous act of "puurjury." In a unanimous verdict, the justices declared that cats' vocalizations and behaviors do not rise to the level of criminal deception, thereby exonerating countless kitties accused of fabricating tales.</i>*</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Washington, D.C. –</b> In a purrhaps unprecedented move, the highest court in the land has taken a giant leap for feline-kind. The Supreme Court, known for its solemnity and serious demeanor, found itself grappling with the pressing question: Can a cat, that paragon of inscrutable indifference, actually be held accountable for purjury?<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="https://go.fiverr.com/visit/?bta=135072&brand=fiverrcpa&landingPage=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fiverr.com%2Fsearch%2Fgigs%3Fquery%3D%2520%2520lose%2520weight%2520%26source%3Dtop-bar%26ref_ctx_id%3D191f55bb4ae4bfadfd4c78915be80de7%26search_in%3Deverywhere%26search-autocomplete-original-term%3D%2520%2520lose%2520weight%2520" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;" target="_blank"><img border="0" data-original-height="1028" data-original-width="808" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUQGs4STf_BHG3aKEz_Jrq9AVE7NeI3SJD4_6u71LucPjkBqTZwudF9rrvEsssOIm3RgcyZhQ6COgKdCmtlnx6JUoXn3uSlzzayDXEb0FaSvS6FkHgWMXizNMYeJceb2WxwSE587XW3iWzl-nRA-u6f2WKsf66LzIaQII38fzaXKNlEVqLX5Pi3RMMS3FP/s320/Screen%20Shot%202023-07-23%20at%207.48.13%20AM.png" width="252" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />The case that launched this curious crusade for cat justice involved Mittens, a tabby from Toledo, who stood accused of falsifying his whereabouts during the Great Catnip Caper of 2022. Mittens' human, Samantha Whiskerstein, claimed that he had declared his innocence with an innocent "purr," which she believed to be a blatant lie. Whiskerstein, a fierce advocate for truth in the feline community, pressed charges in the local court, which eventually escalated to the Supreme Court's doorstep.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Legal experts initially thought the case would be an open-and-shut matter, but the meandering journey of jurisprudence took an unexpected turn. In a twist worthy of a Shakespearean drama, the Supreme Court judges, known for their gravitas and ponderous contemplation, found themselves unable to reach a unanimous decision in favor of the human prosecution.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Justice Furrington Whiskerpaw, writing the majority opinion, eloquently expressed the court's reasoning: "While we do not dispute the human perception of 'purring' as a form of communication, we must recognize that cats are creatures of mystery and caprice. Their motives are inscrutable, their intentions forever hidden behind their enchanting gaze. To attribute the act of purjury to these enigmatic beings would be to impose human norms upon them, which the Court cannot, in good conscience, do."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="https://www.kqzyfj.com/click-100512912-15464631" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;" target="_blank"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="300" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAf0d1W2Rtiv5UiHfYRJQmBzObyl54xUqJ-56rJ_5gbNVNfYz1RnVJGf5_IHeAUmF5O0tD4CWHrX1xJjvjHsBYdg77pimkI51cn_i3iYDQ4n0sWGrCXjC60JLDBSNyZ5yI0D_zkKhxheQ5rnRvjw5b35PpyfIgJsK3dVEaL_2Jh1yQkszMUY1ZCBGI-56x/w200-h200/VPN.png" width="200" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />Justice Pawsitron Fluffington, delivering a concurring opinion, waxed poetic: "A purr is the symphony of a thousand whispered secrets, each note resonating with the mysteries of the cosmos. To claim that a cat's purr is an intentional falsehood is to pluck a star from the sky and insist it's merely a firefly."</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Dissenting justices argued that allowing cats to escape accountability for their purring-related misdeeds would lead to a "paws-free-for-all" in the feline community, with potential chaos and disorder ensuing.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">The decision has sparked a wave of reactions across the nation. Cat owners rejoiced, hanging tiny banners of victory on scratching posts nationwide. However, skeptics worry that this ruling could embolden cats to perpetuate their reign of sly behavior, secure in the knowledge that the law cannot hold them accountable for their charming deceit.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">As cats continue to bask in their newfound legal immunity, legal scholars and cat behaviorists are left pondering the deeper implications of the Supreme Court's ruling. Canines, parrots, and other pets now watch with envious eyes, wondering if their day in court will ever come. In the meantime, the nation's feline population stretches out on windowsills, content in the knowledge that the scales of justice have tipped in their favor – and that their purrs will forevermore be beyond reproach.</span></p>Andrew Hallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01495983897864604830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-739787582037143646.post-5854919003763691502023-08-19T11:33:00.001-04:002023-08-24T05:08:24.033-04:00Britney Spears Unveils Quantum Revelations: "My Universe, My Entanglement"<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGAxq4THXpzWmER8NFFJHTNpAqgBFVvF1C6-fK9_E8oqESGKOdTdCTwaptpjloLyaJ-lesu_JXFPdSb1oWP-tYDJDO4YwWQ-h0tV35KbWy66zNIxUcjRsg1wa5KwKJR4ox2Z-KdeLLKDtlduGOYrHuASf59yPZr-lO-_YjYscEq1hc8oomPjCf4SVNiOYF/s4056/BF286005-9A98-40A0-A804-132BD3D813B4.JPEG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2146" data-original-width="4056" height="169" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGAxq4THXpzWmER8NFFJHTNpAqgBFVvF1C6-fK9_E8oqESGKOdTdCTwaptpjloLyaJ-lesu_JXFPdSb1oWP-tYDJDO4YwWQ-h0tV35KbWy66zNIxUcjRsg1wa5KwKJR4ox2Z-KdeLLKDtlduGOYrHuASf59yPZr-lO-_YjYscEq1hc8oomPjCf4SVNiOYF/w320-h169/BF286005-9A98-40A0-A804-132BD3D813B4.JPEG" width="320" /></a></div><p><br /></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">LOS ANGELES, CA - In an unexpected turn of events, pop sensation Britney Spears has taken to social media to share a cryptic message that has left fans and physicists alike scratching their heads. The "Oops!... I Did It Again" singer, known for her chart-topping hits and high-energy performances, recently posted a thought-provoking video in which she delves into the realm of quantum entanglement.<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Clad in a sequined lab coat, Spears appeared in what appears to be her backyard, surrounded by an assortment of glow-in-the-dark garden gnomes and an inexplicable array of colorful crystals. With a knowing grin, she began her discourse, much to the intrigue of her followers.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="https://go.fiverr.com/visit/?bta=135072&brand=fiverrcpa&landingPage=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fiverr.com%2Fsearch%2Fgigs%3Fquery%3D%2520%2520lose%2520weight%2520%26source%3Dtop-bar%26ref_ctx_id%3D191f55bb4ae4bfadfd4c78915be80de7%26search_in%3Deverywhere%26search-autocomplete-original-term%3D%2520%2520lose%2520weight%2520" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;" target="_blank"><img border="0" data-original-height="1028" data-original-width="808" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtUTstpUH2MbS-MxCGvGCwVLtVmY3mciKBa6KWoXLcQzftYXXkoZBg7YecgaPP4yrmJNubM3p58pn_R2k46wwmUZZkJ6x_ZPsykdiSdhCNDD-_D5v9mz3TegYpFsUnjrWJqKAglcslY_2veIaUHpahXTJ8qwS8-CrWqw27x-KcvP0qJDgFWAQmsh02YEgL/s320/Screen%20Shot%202023-07-23%20at%207.48.13%20AM.png" width="252" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />"Hey, y'all! It's Britney, and today I want to talk about something that's really, like, deep," Spears began, punctuating her words with enthusiastic hand gestures. "So, you know how, like, everything is connected in the universe? Well, it's not just about, like, dance moves and catchy tunes. It's about quantum entanglement!"</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">As Britney's monologue delved deeper into the intricacies of quantum physics, the camera panned to a whiteboard covered in equations that seemed to have been borrowed from the universe's most esoteric corners. A stick figure representation of a cat simultaneously in a "dead" and "alive" state drew particularly befuddled glances from viewers.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">"In the quantum world, particles can be, like, super linked or whatever, and when one changes, the other changes, even if they're, like, light years apart," Spears passionately explained. "It's like me and my fans, y'know? We're all in this cosmic dance together!"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">The video quickly garnered reactions from all corners of the internet. Fans praised Spears for her newfound scientific prowess, while others confessed to feeling more entangled in confusion than ever before. Quantum physicists, meanwhile, grappled with the task of integrating Spears' revelations into established theories.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Dr. Stephen Hawking-Ripley, a renowned theoretical physicist, was among the first to react. In a hastily written email sent from his futuristic wheelchair-equipped spaceship, he remarked, "While Ms. Spears' enthusiasm for quantum entanglement is commendable, I believe there may be some nuances yet to be explored in her interpretation."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="https://www.kqzyfj.com/click-100512912-15464631" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;" target="_blank"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="300" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDYnPpIgHOzkKI27ky1Es6muWP0-rNMhWLrFlYfwFRtTIhvSm6ZotP0Eb1E_px44k-plsjDIxkxcJbjiVRD2Ys9Bl2cLKctGnr4xa6Fky5Zuckq0l0iPJLvzJtp1lgSRDiat4r0f-SkXgrb5BmM0Gfo55ZL93qH2HibHzZdGAjvX3SY3L49_jy6Bmmjxyh/w200-h200/VPN.png" width="200" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />Despite the puzzlement among experts, Spears' message has inspired a grassroots movement of quantum enthusiasts, who have taken to the streets holding neon signs that read "Britney's Entanglement Revolution." In a bizarre twist of fate, dance clubs have begun hosting "Quantum Groove" nights, featuring glow-in-the-dark dance floors and synchronized interpretations of particle interactions.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">As Britney Spears continues to straddle the worlds of pop culture and theoretical physics, her followers await her next quantum revelation with bated breath. In a world where nothing seems certain except uncertainty itself, one thing is clear: Britney Spears has ignited a celestial fire in the hearts of those who now see the universe, and their idol, in a whole new entangled light.</span></p>Andrew Hallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01495983897864604830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-739787582037143646.post-63099226454352239612023-08-19T10:50:00.000-04:002023-08-19T10:50:01.798-04:00Pig Brain Implant Turns Friend from Boring to Boisterous<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgw1RQSMNIsZAqIUMzc5sEeknd4Y3IgJu4NU1IF1km-TL9TiGAPSIx2zFIe3HY6vhkGVZVWZNElcgQ7ulQAv7xyK-cEKU7DHUw_1Kd6lp9Vz5Fgdk8ThSvX_WZ0VZl06uYJH6gpob1JL_VTw4vVezObrq74mUssKxICy9ciXsFUfi2e6Zi9fc5L1nNVCZBU/s4096/2D6B0359-330F-4AFE-B0AF-38F6A6FBDBD8.JPEG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2152" data-original-width="4096" height="168" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgw1RQSMNIsZAqIUMzc5sEeknd4Y3IgJu4NU1IF1km-TL9TiGAPSIx2zFIe3HY6vhkGVZVWZNElcgQ7ulQAv7xyK-cEKU7DHUw_1Kd6lp9Vz5Fgdk8ThSvX_WZ0VZl06uYJH6gpob1JL_VTw4vVezObrq74mUssKxICy9ciXsFUfi2e6Zi9fc5L1nNVCZBU/w320-h168/2D6B0359-330F-4AFE-B0AF-38F6A6FBDBD8.JPEG" width="320" /></a></div><p></p><p><br /></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">CHATSWORTHVILLE, USA - A man's social circle is agog with astonishment after he underwent an unconventional procedure that replaced his human brain with that of a pig. According to his friends, the resulting transformation has been nothing short of miraculous, with the formerly mild-mannered fellow now radiating a porcine charm that has everyone hog-wild.<br /><span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">In a town where the local gossip typically revolves around whose garden gnome went missing or who accidentally left their car lights on, the chatter has shifted dramatically. Meet Trevor Pigglesworth, the unsuspecting pioneer of piggy personality enhancement, who has unintentionally become the talk of the town.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="https://go.fiverr.com/visit/?bta=135072&brand=fiverrcpa&landingPage=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fiverr.com%2Fsearch%2Fgigs%3Fquery%3Dlose%2520weight%26source%3Dtop-bar%26ref_ctx_id%3D04ddc1dd886e44c0420c0855d47f1968%26search_in%3Deverywhere%26search-autocomplete-original-term%3Dlose%2520weight" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;" target="_blank"><img border="0" data-original-height="1028" data-original-width="808" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5khu0UxIgvdoJ4XFuav8m6Q6XuSLb0IO631b_2rsebHXyPeBvPVaW551RUEZavrNQuJwrTY3T1h0PyOjBjsSWrBVWKmIoBUF4o7vKSTDDvBJnPc-B6am-y1sUcFsqrXdOJmgWlcDODnFt6ssMFOJ6e8UJrWyilEYaMp6eBy-ODIeEEwFtnPV0BahLhrjf/s320/Screen%20Shot%202023-07-23%20at%207.48.13%20AM.png" width="252" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />"I always knew Trevor was a bit of a snoozer," admitted his best friend, Janice Trottersby, while swiping through pictures of pigs on her phone. "But now? It's like he's got this whole new zest for life—like a charismatic piglet let loose in a candy store."</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">The unprecedented procedure, performed by the unconventional Dr. Hamlet Swineson, consisted of swapping Trevor's human brain for that of a particularly charismatic swine named Wilbur. According to Dr. Swineson, "Wilbur was an exceptionally suave pig, and I thought, why not share his spark with the world? After all, life is too short not to embrace our inner pigs."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">The results of the operation have been nothing short of staggering. Trevor, once known for his monotonous conversations about weather patterns and stamp collecting, has been transformed into a social dynamo, captivating everyone with his newfound pig-like enthusiasm.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">"Oink, oink, folks! Let's get this party started!" Trevor exclaimed, his eyes sparkling with an inexplicable swine-like twinkle. His once-dull wardrobe has been replaced with an array of colorful overalls, and he now insists on attending social gatherings with a straw hat adorned with a curly pig tail.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">"He used to be about as exciting as watching paint dry," chuckled another friend, Daisy Snortington, while sipping from a novelty piggy mug. "But now he's, like, the life of the party. He's got this oink-tastic charisma that's impossible to ignore."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="https://www.kqzyfj.com/click-100512912-15464631" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;" target="_blank"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="300" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiTA1G7n4xb7Mo4OygU6vnWTrLCYl3ghOxS7wH0kMJzJQGsf5CS3QpIWoqSRRTQ4hl5RGE-nkjWwVUSP-UGViG8sWB0CctAfvxWzjZlg66lGtaqnS9aQXFmXkyTpJf1MGbHR_PMA7geQ0kCZ0c8YMBbEE9klxbMQ9qIjmQ9W_weMyw9eQJPcEJIW2--r_C/w200-h200/VPN.png" width="200" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />While Trevor's friends revel in his newfound vivacity, experts in human and pig behavior are equally confounded. Dr. Penelope Snoutworthy, a renowned anthropologist, raised an eyebrow while reviewing Trevor's before-and-after photos.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">"While I've seen bizarre behavioral changes, this truly takes the cake—or should I say, the trough?" Dr. Snoutworthy mused. "It's highly unlikely that a pig brain would cause such a transformation in a human. I can only speculate that there's some sort of porcine placebo effect at play here."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">As Trevor continues to revel in his newfound zest for life, the town of Chatsworthville is torn between disbelief and delight. Whether his pig-enhanced charm will remain a long-term fixture or fizzle out like a deflating balloon animal remains to be seen. But for now, oink-tastic Trevor is hogging the spotlight, proving that sometimes, the key to a lively personality is simply embracing your inner pig.</span></p>Andrew Hallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01495983897864604830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-739787582037143646.post-72592470274165713252023-08-05T10:35:00.000-04:002023-08-05T10:35:40.391-04:00Joe Rogan Claims Bigfoot May Have Participated in January 6th Insurrection<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTekydwufBjtuz4pnKhLL0War6dgfaqziXp5kJ0kirod6Yfzfa8kPtzVxx5cE-fQP0N-fMY4nu41lNtDsiXZaqJ-apeSaaSnRc4s8oms6eYiH-Sm9BmcylLUCDHtMQLC10iQgBViiE_PUzP-du3P_ss_yyLa9aFUYEwH5vXwq1wfinb_g7mK8dsL7Sk7Vj/s980/4AB3F3E8-0A2D-4385-89FC-01FC22D35277.JPEG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="656" data-original-width="980" height="214" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTekydwufBjtuz4pnKhLL0War6dgfaqziXp5kJ0kirod6Yfzfa8kPtzVxx5cE-fQP0N-fMY4nu41lNtDsiXZaqJ-apeSaaSnRc4s8oms6eYiH-Sm9BmcylLUCDHtMQLC10iQgBViiE_PUzP-du3P_ss_yyLa9aFUYEwH5vXwq1wfinb_g7mK8dsL7Sk7Vj/s320/4AB3F3E8-0A2D-4385-89FC-01FC22D35277.JPEG" width="320" /></a></div><p><span style="font-size: medium;">In a recent episode of his wildly popular podcast, Joe Rogan Experience, host Joe Rogan delved into an unexpected topic that left both his guests and listeners puzzled. Rogan, known for his eclectic range of interests, confidently stated that no one could be certain that the elusive Bigfoot wasn't involved in the infamous January 6th insurrection at the U.S. Capitol.<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">During the episode, Rogan invited guests from various fields, including a renowned Bigfoot hunter and a political analyst. As the conversation turned to the events that unfolded on January 6th, the guests focused on the serious implications of the insurrection for American democracy. However, Rogan took a rather unconventional stance, introducing a touch of levity to the intense discussion.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="https://go.fiverr.com/visit/?bta=135072&brand=fiverrcpa&landingPage=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fiverr.com%2Fsearch%2Fgigs%3Fquery%3Dlose%2520weight%26source%3Dtop-bar%26ref_ctx_id%3Df9143467fafa041aa37094e8855c7918%26search_in%3Deverywhere%26search-autocomplete-original-term%3Dlose%2520weight" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;" target="_blank"><img border="0" data-original-height="1028" data-original-width="808" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhnohEhGR7Cj2OCzXbFHR9orxaIjM-fLIOS7zX0-ujXgzX6d8fHL10yxRzgiGpYz3qAo9Si6R-TK9xkBT9K0oKFMZKZUncWPt5ENp74jhkQcTACJ311Bztp10ONicxD-UvRQqJmZBejCiO3ggHHEzygLsWASd4jhSuGTokKVRWckaaVQiXIfrnPeOxt9bQ/s320/Screen%20Shot%202023-07-23%20at%207.48.13%20AM.png" width="252" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;">"Just think about it, man," Rogan mused, his signature voice booming through the studio. "We've never definitively proven Bigfoot doesn't exist. So, who's to say he wasn't just blending in with the crowd of protesters?"</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">The Bigfoot hunter, who had initially been eager to discuss his latest expeditions, seemed caught off guard by the bizarre turn the conversation had taken. Attempting to maintain some semblance of seriousness, he replied, "Well, Joe, the search for Bigfoot is a complex and ongoing endeavor. While we can't definitively prove its existence, it's highly improbable that Bigfoot would have any political motives, let alone participate in an insurrection."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Rogan, however, was undeterred. "You see, that's exactly what <b><i>they</i></b> want us to think," he retorted. "Maybe Bigfoot was fed up with human politics and decided it was time to take matters into his own furry hands!"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">The political analyst, who had been observing the exchange with an arched eyebrow, chimed in, "With all due respect, Joe, that's a rather far-fetched notion. We need to stay focused on the facts and the serious consequences of that day's events."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="https://www.kqzyfj.com/click-100512912-15464631" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;" target="_blank"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="300" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDv9EBPyG02QJKbeV-bf1r9htirlVteDoy-6BBQLwHJrt9zMoDfXkk-fJ6x0oeLSDzpxaT72YRSpZr8jEPImIHfp92qI_dCCS-9xXd0Z9VDo4A6smVyKcCP9yWZQnv9EQZJQ2WZLoKyAeMU2jNZaYTRK0gvE5Z6SUI08Ery3pPAQZev9yUDVvms3U-1_Wu/w200-h200/VPN.png" width="200" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />But Rogan persisted, insisting that people should consider all possibilities, no matter how outlandish they may seem. He even went as far as to suggest that Bigfoot might have orchestrated the whole event as a clever diversion from his true agenda: finding the best mushrooms in the forest.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">While the episode garnered praise among Rogan's fans, some critics accused him of trivializing a significant event in American history. Social media was soon ablaze with reactions, with many users sharing memes of Bigfoot clad in a MAGA hat, attending rallies, and holding signs that read, "Believe in Me."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">As expected, Joe Rogan's podcast continues to be a platform that showcases a wide range of topics and perspectives, with each episode offering a unique glimpse into the host's ever-curious mind. Whether you believe in Bigfoot or not, one thing is for sure – Joe Rogan's musings are always guaranteed to keep listeners on their toes.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><p></p>Andrew Hallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01495983897864604830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-739787582037143646.post-56548551366316329862023-07-23T08:00:00.005-04:002023-07-23T08:03:19.541-04:00Ted Nugent Goes Blind <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggslvaygoKPQ8DT-OJfmo1Yiak9059GrvK0oyaQ0PZ9MXMiGzO-kMG3aUFwfDfNbZweJSs09OtlUk4up7DJkryw6j9j4XF0DVskeNFmBjBevxkwhJLJmH1P-kGujdozwgWKmPLTxlG8ngSZR6Jp__CYSHQ4NjPS0tB0K9jkz85In9zQp-N4Hj4x7dtXjuy/s2224/4DF35744-8036-4A1B-A3F5-79F10534D08F.JPEG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1542" data-original-width="2224" height="222" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggslvaygoKPQ8DT-OJfmo1Yiak9059GrvK0oyaQ0PZ9MXMiGzO-kMG3aUFwfDfNbZweJSs09OtlUk4up7DJkryw6j9j4XF0DVskeNFmBjBevxkwhJLJmH1P-kGujdozwgWKmPLTxlG8ngSZR6Jp__CYSHQ4NjPS0tB0K9jkz85In9zQp-N4Hj4x7dtXjuy/s320/4DF35744-8036-4A1B-A3F5-79F10534D08F.JPEG" width="320" /></a></div><p><br /></p><p>I<span style="font-size: medium;">n a shocking turn of events, legendary rocker and outspoken gun rights advocate, Ted Nugent, has reportedly gone blind after attempting to read a scientific study on gun violence in the United States. The incident has left many in the scientific community scratching their heads, while others are pointing to the dangers of willful ignorance.<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Nugent, who is well-known for his controversial views on guns, decided to take a break from strumming his guitar to delve into the world of empirical data. Armed with a magnifying glass and a printout of the study, he embarked on what would become a life-changing reading session.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></p><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVx1EDFtiGH_M3JNW3vWH-JtNgE4LyKKlhWzw0lpmpTjxQONEywaRoXKv1GivVHrJPZSjKhzcuDpvQfrIzeLnsCjPIbytiD1lX11W7bWvxJo9e0wxwFjAnc7YyYVZE61fVyCZyEaEN3tl1BvzhJ1dlTMUctfZVasdZ1_pRvIkJ1JRytnFprzitDPRClvZz/s1028/Screen%20Shot%202023-07-23%20at%207.48.13%20AM.png" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1028" data-original-width="808" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVx1EDFtiGH_M3JNW3vWH-JtNgE4LyKKlhWzw0lpmpTjxQONEywaRoXKv1GivVHrJPZSjKhzcuDpvQfrIzeLnsCjPIbytiD1lX11W7bWvxJo9e0wxwFjAnc7YyYVZE61fVyCZyEaEN3tl1BvzhJ1dlTMUctfZVasdZ1_pRvIkJ1JRytnFprzitDPRClvZz/s320/Screen%20Shot%202023-07-23%20at%207.48.13%20AM.png" width="252" /></span></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="https://go.fiverr.com/visit/?bta=135072&brand=fiverrcpa&landingPage=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fiverr.com%2Fsearch%2Fgigs%3Fquery%3Dlose%2520weight%26source%3Dtop-bar%26ref_ctx_id%3D0b1946a8876170a0d956e4ae53acf844%26search_in%3Deverywhere%26search-autocomplete-original-term%3Dlose%2520weight" target="_blank">Find out more!</a></span></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-size: medium;">According to witnesses, Nugent's foray into the world of research did not go as planned. As he began to peruse the study's findings, he reportedly made a series of exasperated grunts and snorts, as if he were personally offended by each data point that challenged his long-held beliefs.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">"It was like watching a slow-motion train wreck," said Dr. Andrew Canard the researcher who conducted the study. "At first, he seemed genuinely interested in the data, but as soon as he encountered statistics that contradicted his worldview, you could see his face turning red."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">It was at this point that Nugent's condition took a severe turn for the worse. His eyes, unaccustomed to encountering objective reality, began to water profusely. Friends and family members initially thought it was just an emotional reaction to the cognitive dissonance, but the situation rapidly deteriorated.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">"I tried to console him," said Sheryl, Nugent's longtime partner. "But he just kept muttering about 'liberal propaganda' and 'fake news.' It was like he couldn't fathom that evidence-based research could actually present a different perspective."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Shortly after the incident, Nugent was rushed to the hospital. Medical experts have diagnosed him with a rare condition called "Selective Cognitive Blindness," in which the brain deliberately shuts down visual processing when faced with information that challenges deeply ingrained beliefs.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></p><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAdLoN5yxm6kZZd0QcNl0sUe9_1jncaxffsBrJyX4O4fHI75cwW3WoKUuZasTcJKz2H1tUM-gpwPulJ8u5cTUBCiV1F8rNr7OrhDsfsgJsTRIBsS8DivzNdMQNI49JlIEp2RNzG4hrS7L5QD2I3rQuNp-h9MKS6yCMzSofY4C9Nd4elXzrnGLx6R36mfjb/s300/VPN.png" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="300" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAdLoN5yxm6kZZd0QcNl0sUe9_1jncaxffsBrJyX4O4fHI75cwW3WoKUuZasTcJKz2H1tUM-gpwPulJ8u5cTUBCiV1F8rNr7OrhDsfsgJsTRIBsS8DivzNdMQNI49JlIEp2RNzG4hrS7L5QD2I3rQuNp-h9MKS6yCMzSofY4C9Nd4elXzrnGLx6R36mfjb/w200-h200/VPN.png" width="200" /></span></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="https://www.kqzyfj.com/click-100512912-15464631" target="_blank">Save money here!</a></span></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-size: medium;">"We've seen cases like this before," explained Dr. Michael Stevens, a neurologist at the hospital. "It's as if the brain goes into self-defense mode, protecting its preconceived notions at all costs. Unfortunately, in Nugent's case, the mechanism was so extreme that it caused temporary blindness."</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Nugent's recovery is uncertain, as his stubbornness to acknowledge scientific evidence remains a significant obstacle to his healing process. Despite doctors' attempts to reason with him and present further research on the matter, Nugent insists that his blindness is merely a liberal conspiracy.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Meanwhile, the rest of the world looks on in bemusement, as Ted Nugent's plight becomes a cautionary tale of what can happen when one prefers ideology over reality. As the saying goes, "You can close your eyes to the facts, but that doesn't change the facts."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">In related news, <a href="https://www.newestnewsynews.com/2023/04/tucker-carlson-and-bill-oreillys.html" target="_blank">Tucker Carlson's new podcast epically fails.</a></span></p>Andrew Hallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01495983897864604830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-739787582037143646.post-89355277884133678362023-07-17T05:09:00.002-04:002023-07-17T05:09:19.483-04:00Trump Nominates Elon Musk As Running Mate<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrXQRdQCehX7N8LsSBuZ-diR2pNrIjSi0gJPow0wKVvWmmjWu6ax0_-7bL7wnvTwbALwgVFG7J9FdwvaU1CuyEEhPOeUl78ijguNXqLKLcRJNw1n2LAil3BQOJD0fhC4BbTEmA7dxJABeYnCoNdeirHJWh1Mh1dWwmnD4fYUs7pyHPiZjrf2JO7oKobRnt/s3464/8FA85DA7-669A-48DC-A456-E7016A8E9C14.JPEG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1820" data-original-width="3464" height="168" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrXQRdQCehX7N8LsSBuZ-diR2pNrIjSi0gJPow0wKVvWmmjWu6ax0_-7bL7wnvTwbALwgVFG7J9FdwvaU1CuyEEhPOeUl78ijguNXqLKLcRJNw1n2LAil3BQOJD0fhC4BbTEmA7dxJABeYnCoNdeirHJWh1Mh1dWwmnD4fYUs7pyHPiZjrf2JO7oKobRnt/s320/8FA85DA7-669A-48DC-A456-E7016A8E9C14.JPEG" width="320" /></a></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Washington, D.C. -</b> Former President Donald J. Trump officially announced his selection of tech entrepreneur and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk as his running mate for the upcoming election. The decision has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, leaving many scratching their heads and others wondering if this is just another attempt to capture headlines.<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">In a press conference held at the Trump International Hotel, the former president, wearing a Make America Great Again hat, stood beside Musk, who was sporting a SpaceX spacesuit and a "Mars or Bust" pin. Trump began the event with his signature bravado, declaring, "Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the ultimate dream team: Trump and Musk! Together, we will make America great again!"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></p><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwselnKjMmNyDBYQeelCYcG0P0POTGdUFnwKXNnoJqJ2jF_pxx7pBMx8j-_wok9UttVRvVBcHGN1W2PkHrQlyBJAxKdELy6mazH_kgLbjSQGthvLW30_Nb646wHqbR8Mp2jR5nu4D9M49DDT9bU0VbcQuRu1IZypmYKjDyVUddZWhO2TbSRDY9KJOKtyHI/s1132/Screen%20Shot%202023-07-15%20at%203.53.51%20PM.png" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="898" data-original-width="1132" height="254" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwselnKjMmNyDBYQeelCYcG0P0POTGdUFnwKXNnoJqJ2jF_pxx7pBMx8j-_wok9UttVRvVBcHGN1W2PkHrQlyBJAxKdELy6mazH_kgLbjSQGthvLW30_Nb646wHqbR8Mp2jR5nu4D9M49DDT9bU0VbcQuRu1IZypmYKjDyVUddZWhO2TbSRDY9KJOKtyHI/s320/Screen%20Shot%202023-07-15%20at%203.53.51%20PM.png" width="320" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://amzn.to/46RLKAc" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: medium;">Find Out More!</span></a></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />As reporters fought to grasp the unexpected announcement, Trump went on to explain his rationale for selecting Musk. "Elon is a genius. He's a billionaire, just like me, and I have always been attracted to people with lots of money. Plus, he's got those rockets, folks. Nobody has rockets like Elon. We're going to take that rocket power and use it to send America soaring above all other nations. No one will be able to compete with our rocket-powered greatness!"</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Musk, known for his eccentric and sometimes controversial behavior, took the podium to address the crowd. "I am honored to accept President Trump's offer to be his running mate," he said. "Together, we will build a Space Force like you've never seen before. Forget about walls; we're going to build a protective dome around the entire country. No more illegal aliens, just alien aliens!"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Social media exploded with memes and satirical cartoons depicting Trump and Musk embarking on a space voyage, planting Trump-branded flags on the Moon, and even negotiating intergalactic trade deals.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Political analysts were quick to offer their assessments of the unprecedented duo. Some suggested it was a calculated move by Trump to garner attention and secure his status as a political influencer. Others speculated that Musk's inclusion could attract younger, tech-savvy voters who may be drawn to his charismatic and unconventional style.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">The reaction from Trump's political opponents was predictably swift. Democratic leaders wasted no time seizing the opportunity to highlight the absurdity of the Trump-Musk partnership. President Biden quipped, "Well, at least Trump is finally acknowledging the existence of a reality outside his ego."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">As the news settled, Americans were left to ponder the implications of this unexpected ticket. Will Trump and Musk's rocket-powered dreams take flight, or will they crash and burn in a blaze of glory? Only time will tell. Until then, strap in and prepare for an election campaign like no other, where political rhetoric collides with interstellar aspirations.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">In related news, <a href="https://www.newestnewsynews.com/2023/06/florida-man-launches-unconventional.html" target="_blank">Florida Man unleashes an unconventional presidential campaign.</a></span></p>Andrew Hallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01495983897864604830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-739787582037143646.post-8018221891992909442023-07-16T06:39:00.001-04:002023-07-16T06:40:43.784-04:00Saudi Arabia Sports Acquisitions Looks Good On Paper<div class="separator"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqqbqU30VbmK_TJF8nDdrvQl_KaMNdW-ByK-QahDjE0Sb4LzJdgnnbxibu4q6GHCaqJkvzovkNiQnO8xGbzD3By4wDISkN7wazdDPwSODtGbeZs02Rk0SMRuUxTR8pGI4xSC3tDrVmcp_-KIGAn0WTo2f4jWA7wyS-efU1P03mhlWF_Qylw6o1irQcHymX/s3464/CC365A70-C8FC-4720-98A1-048DC57C1493.JPEG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1820" data-original-width="3464" height="168" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqqbqU30VbmK_TJF8nDdrvQl_KaMNdW-ByK-QahDjE0Sb4LzJdgnnbxibu4q6GHCaqJkvzovkNiQnO8xGbzD3By4wDISkN7wazdDPwSODtGbeZs02Rk0SMRuUxTR8pGI4xSC3tDrVmcp_-KIGAn0WTo2f4jWA7wyS-efU1P03mhlWF_Qylw6o1irQcHymX/s320/CC365A70-C8FC-4720-98A1-048DC57C1493.JPEG" width="320" /></a></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /><br />Saudi Arabia continues to make its push into the sports and entertainment world by using its vast economic windfall from higher oil prices and intentionally diminished supply to acquire prestigious leagues, powerful teams, and top-notch talent who seem powerless to turn down petrol dollars. From golfer Phil Milkenson to Ronaldo in soccer, Saudi Arabia is showing the world it means business in the world of sports business. They are also seeking to invest or acquire entities and talent in boxing, Formula One, and the NBA. It’s a shock to the system not seen since Japan’s mega real estate purchasing in the 1980s.<span><a name='more'></a></span><br /><br /></span><div><span style="font-size: medium;">The journey from post-911 pariah to today is quite a miracle, comparable to TS Lawrence’s trek through the hellish Devil’s Anvil. In 2001, American Conservatives banned mosques and retracted an agreement with the Sauds to manage the docks of the eastern seaboard. Republicans then accused Obama of being a secret Muslim and bringing Sharia Law to the US, only to later embrace the religion's tenets (anti-abortion, anti-gay, pro-capital punishment, and limiting women's rights) under former President Trump. The Sauds even invested $2B in funds into Jared Kushner’s vulture capital firm which some say was a quid-pro-quo for the deal he brokered which moved major weapons, such as missiles, air defense systems, and airplanes to the Royal Family. <br /><br /><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgF9VoMygio6pLfB4HcPSctpWB4ayfgdvzpNMMWPlWYtVaJapLijtgJt7UmFK9fTh2GcNxz5GmPKErjzDeiIfEbSdFL4fhXSTSXnlT9-L6Ko48XXBCRC7_hR1vbAYmIXfiSQwJgoLD_gSRvxFwYS-TR5QvoSVixAhWoASPFWJT0T21v4K-HfUCCAe2L3pfB/s482/Screen%20Shot%202023-07-04%20at%207.09.02%20AM.png" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="482" data-original-width="360" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgF9VoMygio6pLfB4HcPSctpWB4ayfgdvzpNMMWPlWYtVaJapLijtgJt7UmFK9fTh2GcNxz5GmPKErjzDeiIfEbSdFL4fhXSTSXnlT9-L6Ko48XXBCRC7_hR1vbAYmIXfiSQwJgoLD_gSRvxFwYS-TR5QvoSVixAhWoASPFWJT0T21v4K-HfUCCAe2L3pfB/s320/Screen%20Shot%202023-07-04%20at%207.09.02%20AM.png" width="239" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="https://go.fiverr.com/visit/?bta=135072&brand=fiverrhybrid&landingPage=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fiverr.com%2Fsearch%2Fgigs%3Fquery%3Dhow%2520to%2520code%26source%3Ddrop_down_filters%26ref_ctx_id%3D558c2a5c43c76b45f120103fcf97326a%26search_in%3Dcategory%26search-autocomplete-original-term%3Dhow%2520to%2520code%26sub_category%3D416" target="_blank">Learn More!</a></span></td></tr></tbody></table>Now Saudi Arabia and their public investment fund (PIL), have made another great aeronautical acquisition, The National Paper Airplane Association. On paper, it would seem like an ineffectual investment but since the February 2023 takeover and an influx of cash prizes that have spurred competition, the profile of the league has taken off. National Paper Airplane Day, May 26th, saw some of the highest participation in the United States.<br /><br />Recently, however, the league has had to deal with considerable controversy. During the Red Bull paper plane world championships in NY, aerogami-ists from all over the world competed for glory. The typical contests of distance and time-in-the-air were supplemented with a team precision contest. Contestants were asked to fly two paper airplanes 300 feet and land them inside the upper region of twin upright rectangular prisms. When a team of 9 Saudi Nationals won, there were cries of favoritism and cheating. Ibraham Alaboud, president of the association, decided to award the trophy to the Iraqi team instead.</span><div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: medium;">In related news, <a href="https://www.newestnewsynews.com/2023/05/pope-francis-dabbles-with-atheism-and.html" target="_blank">Pope Francis experiments with atheism.</a><br /></span><div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div></div></div>Andrew Hallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01495983897864604830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-739787582037143646.post-75953451184706635292023-07-10T18:32:00.001-04:002023-07-10T18:35:36.413-04:00A 16 Year Old Donald Trump Wrote A Love Letter To Himself<p><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiKjtvfZFaIaY1Lj-ym2YhG6J3XDAJRFkHppitkZi6TXFPj_uJnRp64io4-EzAvOmuiIChJ7lLHWudOxti6yRF3NTDUu5SHkZkm78SlWNl4LpMc-hNnKqp_-Cl4VLJoFgxFK9jcysJU8SFmZiY_KB8WYklYnHWNYD6GCHH7Mka8LYFUqc97THEFzvFsWuc/s3464/216ED176-A54D-4FBC-90FC-A7F66F6D1FBF.JPEG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1820" data-original-width="3464" height="168" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiKjtvfZFaIaY1Lj-ym2YhG6J3XDAJRFkHppitkZi6TXFPj_uJnRp64io4-EzAvOmuiIChJ7lLHWudOxti6yRF3NTDUu5SHkZkm78SlWNl4LpMc-hNnKqp_-Cl4VLJoFgxFK9jcysJU8SFmZiY_KB8WYklYnHWNYD6GCHH7Mka8LYFUqc97THEFzvFsWuc/s320/216ED176-A54D-4FBC-90FC-A7F66F6D1FBF.JPEG" width="320" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><b><br /></b></span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Mar-a-Lago, Florida - </b>An anonymous source within former President Donald Trump's inner circle released a shocking document -- a love letter he wrote to himself when he was only 16 years old. TNNN is releasing this strange epistle in its entirety.<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Dear Me, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Let me tell you something, Me. Nobody loves Me more than Me. I mean, who else could possibly appreciate Me like Me? It's incredible. Really incredible. Believe Me.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Now, Me, I have to say, you've got the best hair. No one's hair can compare to yours. It's big, it's beautiful, it's luxurious. People are jealous of your hair, Me. They wish they could have hair like yours. But they can't, because they're not as great as Me.</span></p><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhq7LVOMxcVAM3_1vqSn_Ds6bCM2rjU2LipIuCfemhMBT0Ll4MheG47Cq0XIMmfvkzjda0MfShneNM3JUFCOZ11TWJ4aw0UA5UHK7rLfenvL1w5Z9_F3X9qPRf127vsW-1qLqjo2dv44dZSxhS32zQypLaa3-gWN_vBp-yklUI1toRRWdSojSansf3ZzBWr/s300/VPN.png" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="300" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhq7LVOMxcVAM3_1vqSn_Ds6bCM2rjU2LipIuCfemhMBT0Ll4MheG47Cq0XIMmfvkzjda0MfShneNM3JUFCOZ11TWJ4aw0UA5UHK7rLfenvL1w5Z9_F3X9qPRf127vsW-1qLqjo2dv44dZSxhS32zQypLaa3-gWN_vBp-yklUI1toRRWdSojSansf3ZzBWr/w200-h200/VPN.png" width="200" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://www.kqzyfj.com/click-100512912-15464631" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: medium;">Save and protect<br />yourself online!</span></a></td></tr></tbody></table><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">And let's talk about your incredible brain, Me. It's just tremendous. You're a stable genius, a mastermind. You have all the best words, and you know it. Nobody has a brain like yours. Nobody. You're going to do tremendous things with that brain, Me. Believe Me.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Now, Me, let's talk about love. I'm great at love, the best at it. I have so many options, so many beautiful, incredible options. But let's be honest, Me, no one loves Me like Me. I love Me so much. It's a tremendous, tremendous love. People see it and they're amazed. They can't believe how much I love Me. It's just unbelievable.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">So, Me, keep being the best Me you can be. Keep loving Me, because nobody can love Me better than Me. It's going to be tremendous, Me. Absolutely tremendous.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">With tremendous me-love,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Donnie</span></p>Andrew Hallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01495983897864604830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-739787582037143646.post-65727134316284985972023-07-02T15:05:00.001-04:002023-07-02T15:05:45.183-04:00Breaking News: Credit Bureau Declares Donald Trump Morally Bankrupt<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAbEL5Kj3N6rl0jlOw0HpI3sd7EOZJiqZ_kbsUJ29Td5zQy7XzUj5rtI_dTfZAVe7gFaPzatu0Moy5RojtjR2mHJe9F0jk_IsY6zNxhNoWWuMupO7QR07t4ny0niRwWHo7tyOi62aOG37F9j_yRr_C3ErCNsd8M5VyJVuyGWUzjz3D3oESfn1_T71EAYk2/s1200/IMG_0078.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="664" data-original-width="1200" height="177" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAbEL5Kj3N6rl0jlOw0HpI3sd7EOZJiqZ_kbsUJ29Td5zQy7XzUj5rtI_dTfZAVe7gFaPzatu0Moy5RojtjR2mHJe9F0jk_IsY6zNxhNoWWuMupO7QR07t4ny0niRwWHo7tyOi62aOG37F9j_yRr_C3ErCNsd8M5VyJVuyGWUzjz3D3oESfn1_T71EAYk2/s320/IMG_0078.JPG" width="320" /></a></div><p><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Washington, D.C. - </b>A major credit bureau has issued a groundbreaking declaration, stating that former President Donald Trump is not only in financially hot water but is also morally bankrupt. The announcement sent shockwaves through the political as well as the economic landscape, as experts and pundits scrambled to understand the implications of this unprecedented declaration.<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">The credit bureau Experiel known for assessing individuals' financial health, decided to expand its scope beyond financial matters to evaluate Donald Trump's moral bankruptcy. This decision was reportedly prompted by the numerous controversies and ethical concerns that have surrounded Trump throughout his entire career.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></p><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSMSReZQkZR3pEnuxzAFHXmKhBzVrdWBf-WPiWTIpnKdFaR3AHy2BUf09KodljW-V04QerTm8ZRpfc4-0wAGBApYNAVBgDprQqPIPzKsgFiEvwIP4mBtos4GBnTky3QHvoL_POoG_UkPwDCICpDpiE-msZ65m8pJ5h5ZwAoh4I6Khvd3zQaK2-CXUxBdxh/s300/VPN.png" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="300" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSMSReZQkZR3pEnuxzAFHXmKhBzVrdWBf-WPiWTIpnKdFaR3AHy2BUf09KodljW-V04QerTm8ZRpfc4-0wAGBApYNAVBgDprQqPIPzKsgFiEvwIP4mBtos4GBnTky3QHvoL_POoG_UkPwDCICpDpiE-msZ65m8pJ5h5ZwAoh4I6Khvd3zQaK2-CXUxBdxh/w200-h200/VPN.png" width="200" /></span></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://www.kqzyfj.com/click-100512912-15464631" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: medium;">Save and protect!</span></a></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-size: medium;">In a press conference, the bureau's spokesperson, Andrew Canard, presented a detailed report outlining the reasons behind their verdict. The document highlighted a plethora of incidents and statements that led to this groundbreaking determination.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">One of the key pieces of evidence cited was Trump's relentless pursuit of self-interest, often at the expense of the American people and ethical norms. From his questionable business practices to the infamous Trump University scandal, the report painted a vivid picture of a man who consistently prioritized personal gain over the common good.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">The credit bureau also noted Trump's divisive rhetoric, which frequently targeted marginalized communities and fueled societal divisions. His derogatory comments about immigrants, women, and other minority groups were cited as clear indications of his moral bankruptcy.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Moreover, the report highlighted Trump's disregard for democratic institutions and his repeated attempts to undermine the rule of law. From his repeated attacks on the free press to his baseless claims of widespread voter fraud, the former president's actions revealed a willingness to disregard democratic norms for personal and political gain.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">The declaration of moral bankruptcy is not without consequences. The credit bureau announced that this determination would have a lasting impact on Trump's reputation and credibility. Any future endeavors or attempts to regain political capital would be met with skepticism and a very low credit rating.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></p><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizGGDp06LracwH3WrsyPoZOby0fgwsOwMdFZimjvcj2L8M0EVk1ahqJydf3x1JJm-9BiwR6SPyWfevuUNMeRbGSd4XJwK6jFg4tJGuiYB0FJCbxMh1exQ36TMBKXQ1gr6_7MURNJrvaGolOis17wHxPhkn-oF8Uao7QD23w1T4XedN5CRXsgB32TxpUh6M/s1344/bad%20day%20drinking.png" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1344" data-original-width="988" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizGGDp06LracwH3WrsyPoZOby0fgwsOwMdFZimjvcj2L8M0EVk1ahqJydf3x1JJm-9BiwR6SPyWfevuUNMeRbGSd4XJwK6jFg4tJGuiYB0FJCbxMh1exQ36TMBKXQ1gr6_7MURNJrvaGolOis17wHxPhkn-oF8Uao7QD23w1T4XedN5CRXsgB32TxpUh6M/s320/bad%20day%20drinking.png" width="235" /></span></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://amzn.to/3NWEP17" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: medium;">Buy here!</span></a></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-size: medium;">The news of Trump's moral bankruptcy drew mixed reactions from political figures. Supporters of the former president dismissed the declaration as biased and politically motivated, claiming that it was an attempt to undermine his influence. On the other hand, critics and opponents hailed the decision as a long-overdue acknowledgment of Trump's moral failings.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Social media erupted with a flood of memes, jokes, and satirical takes on the news. Memes depicting Trump holding an "Ethics Clearance Sale" and "Everything Must Go!" went viral, while comedians took to late-night shows to mockingly ponder whether this would affect Trump's chances of being approved for a moral loan.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">As the dust settles, one thing is clear: the credit bureau's declaration of Donald Trump's moral bankruptcy has created a seismic shift in the perception of his character and legacy. It serves as a stark reminder that the consequences of one's actions extend far beyond financial balance sheets, exposing the very essence of an individual's integrity and moral compass.</span></p>Andrew Hallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01495983897864604830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-739787582037143646.post-47187631466642673512023-07-02T07:46:00.004-04:002023-07-02T07:58:39.376-04:00Elon Musk Unveils Underwater Zeppelin Tourism For Billionaires<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRkhMhvcpGBhLY9ly3VblUNuRhakhoharOtA1YpWAerm5lpNJqLtkipcMJXEdus156KWpMoZQ3oVptlmLA5DHG41nYM6e3bKGA0fyFjnrmu8GnWenLBl7lybp2yRmjhESt6bwa844l6KMn4WCWcbV4qqDitGRJwkgj7s7hzP5c0K9IeTirGfYfzHgseH8m/s3464/F4371AB8-DF32-4709-91D6-4BACBEDA4CBF.JPEG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1820" data-original-width="3464" height="168" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRkhMhvcpGBhLY9ly3VblUNuRhakhoharOtA1YpWAerm5lpNJqLtkipcMJXEdus156KWpMoZQ3oVptlmLA5DHG41nYM6e3bKGA0fyFjnrmu8GnWenLBl7lybp2yRmjhESt6bwa844l6KMn4WCWcbV4qqDitGRJwkgj7s7hzP5c0K9IeTirGfYfzHgseH8m/s320/F4371AB8-DF32-4709-91D6-4BACBEDA4CBF.JPEG" width="320" /></a></div><p><span style="font-size: medium;">I<span>n a groundbreaking announcement that has left the world both mesmerized and scratching their heads, tech mogul Elon Musk revealed his latest audacious venture: an underwater zeppelin tourism business exclusively catering to billionaires. While the rest of us mere mortals are struggling to make ends meet, Musk is determined to redefine luxury and exploration for the super-rich.<span></span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="https://www.newestnewsynews.com/p/for-curious.html" target="_blank">Dubbed "Sub-Zep," </a>this enterprise aims to immerse the world's wealthiest individuals in the depths of the ocean while indulging their insatiable desire for opulence. The Sub-Zep, a cutting edge hybrid of a submarine and an airship, promises to take billionaires on a journey like no other – exploring the mysteries of the deep while sipping champagne and reclining on plush velvet sofas.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-5acpRPYhHTmZMv1IsQsS4R1Id1yRYltZokIT855vhQKo-RywM3MyDVy4QV3m6I-mds3UWunAvJAogRsM_uGymcVHPg6HTz85do13LmNbUTDxqgmuQMR24LzGbNFuA7lH5GiiA_cPwkxL4dbJPXyFoujZQCV3ExjM1-whgvgTtB9p_HFWFB1CluarE3Hp/s300/VPN.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="300" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-5acpRPYhHTmZMv1IsQsS4R1Id1yRYltZokIT855vhQKo-RywM3MyDVy4QV3m6I-mds3UWunAvJAogRsM_uGymcVHPg6HTz85do13LmNbUTDxqgmuQMR24LzGbNFuA7lH5GiiA_cPwkxL4dbJPXyFoujZQCV3ExjM1-whgvgTtB9p_HFWFB1CluarE3Hp/w200-h200/VPN.png" width="200" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://www.kqzyfj.com/click-100512912-15464631" target="_blank">Protect yourself<br />and save!</a></td></tr></tbody></table>Musk's brainchild represents the pinnacle of extravagance, melding cutting-edge technology with ludicrous comfort. The Sub-Zep's spacious interior is an exquisite blend of gold accents and rare woods, with handcrafted crystal chandeliers that cast an ethereal glow upon its discerning passengers. Accommodations rival the most luxurious five-star hotels, with private suites equipped with whirlpool bathtubs and personal underwater viewing chambers.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Safety, of course, is a paramount concern in this audacious endeavor. The Sub-Zep's state-of-the-art engineering, tested extensively on eccentrically large fish tanks, ensures the zeppelin can withstand the crushing pressures of the ocean depths. The vehicle's transparent hull offers panoramic views, allowing billionaires to gaze upon mesmerizing underwater vistas, such as shipwrecks and colonies of glow-in-the-dark sea creatures, all while reclining on cashmere throws.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Each Sub-Zep comes equipped with cutting-edge navigation and communication systems, ensuring passengers are never far from a five-star concierge ready to cater to their every whim. In case of emergencies, the Sub-Zep is equipped with an "Escape to Mars" protocol, allowing billionaires to abandon ship and escape to the Red Planet should the unthinkable happen.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRq88qzvbeiwfWQI_xBjNj1_p41zV2SeZQq-xPbPfiUbnb76JqhzxfNYVDbPZzfJCmtqQj-zV9hyFcnEOBqa__PAba20DRw8AChmf_X-KQ1pDou9fTEsRYzsXhRT2xmkI7ThGFwDcpx3YgPiwx5KzCRdzxwBC2L_EVEW-0hsQuHF5TCMRnUkHtR3pnIm_n/s1292/Screen%20Shot%202023-05-20%20at%208.52.58%20AM.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1292" data-original-width="648" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRq88qzvbeiwfWQI_xBjNj1_p41zV2SeZQq-xPbPfiUbnb76JqhzxfNYVDbPZzfJCmtqQj-zV9hyFcnEOBqa__PAba20DRw8AChmf_X-KQ1pDou9fTEsRYzsXhRT2xmkI7ThGFwDcpx3YgPiwx5KzCRdzxwBC2L_EVEW-0hsQuHF5TCMRnUkHtR3pnIm_n/w160-h320/Screen%20Shot%202023-05-20%20at%208.52.58%20AM.png" width="160" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://amzn.to/4495A8f" target="_blank">Buy here!</a></td></tr></tbody></table><br />To enhance the underwater experience, Musk has partnered with celebrity marine biologists to offer exclusive encounters with marine life. Passengers can enjoy intimate moments with dolphins, participate in shark-feeding excursions, or even indulge in friendly competitions of underwater polo with endangered sea turtles.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">As expected, the Sub-Zep experience comes with a hefty price tag. To secure a spot on this otherworldly journey, billionaires must part with a small chunk of their fortune. Rumor has it that the initial package starts at a modest $10 million per person, with a team of financial advisors on hand to guide billionaires on how best to spend their remaining billions.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">While some critics have labeled Musk's latest venture as an unnecessary extravagance, the tech titan remains unfazed. In response to the naysayers, Musk tweeted, "Just wait until we introduce the Sub-Zep Platinum Edition with solid gold cup holders!"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">With the unveiling of Sub-Zep, Elon Musk has proven once again that he is an unparalleled innovator with an unyielding desire to push boundaries. While the rest of us may never fully comprehend the fascination with underwater zeppelins, one thing is certain: the world of luxury tourism for billionaires has taken a plunge into uncharted depths.</span></p>Andrew Hallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01495983897864604830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-739787582037143646.post-72773437287039355242023-07-01T17:06:00.004-04:002023-07-01T17:09:15.745-04:00 God's Divine Plan: Because Free Will Isn't For Everyone<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqM9ynxL3998njjnm-YBLxviG7aEXcvZwFIewF16wK3trzkKIQNbDMpk6JqtxM_Qzz0ss7IexfxPnuvt-hkUPSRNXpsjdvnd9ON0KIQqPRs4jcRtJ4UmATeCUFhxpotSiSSwzEdFuaYJUj-G_ENmODDGgojopUmKM1sK51vxarM_v5beVjP2Oyb4CWy5bY/s2224/5DC901C4-B7D1-4141-8D4F-AE390C42A9A9.JPEG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1250" data-original-width="2224" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqM9ynxL3998njjnm-YBLxviG7aEXcvZwFIewF16wK3trzkKIQNbDMpk6JqtxM_Qzz0ss7IexfxPnuvt-hkUPSRNXpsjdvnd9ON0KIQqPRs4jcRtJ4UmATeCUFhxpotSiSSwzEdFuaYJUj-G_ENmODDGgojopUmKM1sK51vxarM_v5beVjP2Oyb4CWy5bY/s320/5DC901C4-B7D1-4141-8D4F-AE390C42A9A9.JPEG" width="320" /></a></div><p><br /></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">In a world brimming with unpredictability and chaos, it's no wonder that we often question the nature of our existence. Why do things happen the way they do? Are we mere pawns in the grand cosmic game of life? Well, dear mortals, I have an amusing theory to entertain you today. What if God, in His infinite wisdom, simply doesn't trust us with free will? That's right, the divine plan is in place because He knows we'd just make a mess of things if left to our own devices.<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Picture this: you're strolling through the corridors of heaven, eagerly awaiting your turn to enter the "Free Will Conference Room." You're excited, feeling empowered, and ready to shape the world according to your desires. But just as you reach for the door handle, it swings open, revealing a celestial janitor who politely informs you that God has decided to stick with the divine plan. "Sorry, pal," he says, "but it seems free will isn't in the cards for you."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></p><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguZqia7t74M3adSERw0tPK-DkuA6Q6BWoXkcW3dQ10jKrcRHD6PecdWtMcCpVnQYsFKKBZvz9sc-csaXlE3Fwby5PMyLJpuT93nWDYcwpaaShV6j32tIqhVuwbbqJe0Mlg88iLjE88yt5cwRKI9q2kqu4TbATsSXV7rSougCIBCLbEqn1GAUIfqEjHg30w/s300/VPN.png" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="300" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguZqia7t74M3adSERw0tPK-DkuA6Q6BWoXkcW3dQ10jKrcRHD6PecdWtMcCpVnQYsFKKBZvz9sc-csaXlE3Fwby5PMyLJpuT93nWDYcwpaaShV6j32tIqhVuwbbqJe0Mlg88iLjE88yt5cwRKI9q2kqu4TbATsSXV7rSougCIBCLbEqn1GAUIfqEjHg30w/w200-h200/VPN.png" width="200" /></span></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://www.kqzyfj.com/click-100512912-15464631" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: medium;">Protect yourself<br /> and save</span></a></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-size: medium;">At first, you might feel a pang of disappointment. After all, who wouldn't want the ability to mold their destiny like a potter shapes clay? But then it hits you: God, in His all-knowing wisdom, has a point. Imagine the chaos that would ensue if everyone had free will! The mere thought of it sends shivers down your celestial spine.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Consider the countless instances in human history where the collective decisions of mortals have led to disastrous consequences. Wars fought over religious disagreements, political systems corrupted by greedy men of God, and fashion trends that make you cringe in hindsight. It's as if humanity has an uncanny knack for taking a perfectly good idea and running it straight into the ground.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">So, perhaps God, decided to spare us from ourselves. He knew that if we were given unrestricted freedom to shape the world, we'd end up creating an unruly spectacle that even the most seasoned divine beings would struggle to comprehend. And isn't a divine plan that includes the Great Flood and killing Himself/Jesus so that He isn't too angry with us make much more sense?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></p><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiayD340P31Gnc7a6LqZPkPI_BWfpUrrgaAk7h26YroAZnmBNGk4f8DAEFbHzd3y8azUCPzv6tNrex6SdDQXVA5TwtkpaCXkzQNQ5DvqYN43izihRviUIWE5QOCvriBXBAsFv6k_mRWDB_yBuu7_CYhAakofzfQpSchg8lLtlOUK6QeJHxYqJQ6-Se7sMEG/s1094/Screen%20Shot%202023-04-17%20at%2012.39.14%20PM.png" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1034" data-original-width="1094" height="189" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiayD340P31Gnc7a6LqZPkPI_BWfpUrrgaAk7h26YroAZnmBNGk4f8DAEFbHzd3y8azUCPzv6tNrex6SdDQXVA5TwtkpaCXkzQNQ5DvqYN43izihRviUIWE5QOCvriBXBAsFv6k_mRWDB_yBuu7_CYhAakofzfQpSchg8lLtlOUK6QeJHxYqJQ6-Se7sMEG/w200-h189/Screen%20Shot%202023-04-17%20at%2012.39.14%20PM.png" width="200" /></span></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://amzn.to/444Hyv9" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: medium;">Buy Here!</span></a></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-size: medium;">Just imagine the mess we'd make. People would use their free will to eat ice cream for breakfast, wear socks with sandals, and even worse—think they could dance when clearly they couldn't. Chaos would reign supreme. </span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Instead, God decided to stick with the divine plan. It's like a well-choreographed dance of people getting cancer, predatory capitalism, and war. He knows precisely how to balance joy and sorrow, love and loss, success and failure. It's a beautifully orchestrated symphony where each note harmonizes perfectly with the next, creating a masterpiece that only the divine mind can fathom.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">So, my dear friends, let us embrace the divine plan with open arms. While we may occasionally yearn for the freedom to steer our own ship and escape His divine mercy/love/anger/hatred we should trust in His guidance. After all, we don't have a choice about it in the first place.</span></p><p><br /></p>Andrew Hallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01495983897864604830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-739787582037143646.post-67531648116272412142023-07-01T12:53:00.003-04:002023-07-01T12:56:27.807-04:00Lauren Boebert Discovers Ghostwriter Slams Her In Memoir<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRo-dUXlR3wAreugxdmI_9XYz4DwARTgztfn8fbm9YgAxbW6wc-VWOu8xBfgdl8pJWu8e4nrCqapn7tOstJww41vqc80IDN_2bgq3rveAvnIkyq2pGdPh6WwRc_zVooNYCAA_Bi2DEY2BxxqhSiS4pd5xzlcG9gLvL8lH53BY1zQqGOKDARVh2n2c27V70/s3464/0CF903E7-8AB5-4996-B254-9E7A8CA50FFB.JPEG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1820" data-original-width="3464" height="168" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRo-dUXlR3wAreugxdmI_9XYz4DwARTgztfn8fbm9YgAxbW6wc-VWOu8xBfgdl8pJWu8e4nrCqapn7tOstJww41vqc80IDN_2bgq3rveAvnIkyq2pGdPh6WwRc_zVooNYCAA_Bi2DEY2BxxqhSiS4pd5xzlcG9gLvL8lH53BY1zQqGOKDARVh2n2c27V70/s320/0CF903E7-8AB5-4996-B254-9E7A8CA50FFB.JPEG" width="320" /></a></div><p><span style="font-size: medium;">In a shocking turn of events, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert, known for her controversial statements and conservative views, recently discovered that her memoir, "Bold and Brazen: The Life and Adventures of Lauren Boebert," had been spiced up with a series of fake and embarrassing stories by her ghostwriter. The revelation has left Boebert red-faced and the nation in stitches. <span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></p><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFfgOF1y5QpIxZVCApL7EsthtaYlVgjUWLp159UZaTGEtDjPr-nMJ2XN45Y8SlBto8KRub93nV12L6mHI0cFJ9NVmHgWHjleexFEAmBioMXZJYUSo6RVQY0QUAN1rXFHb3CYIHYbVI4L3fQvHBTQzAXuKJrWvHVABTYki6YiUFFC1jzw35OP1i6qVUnBGH/s300/VPN.png" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="300" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFfgOF1y5QpIxZVCApL7EsthtaYlVgjUWLp159UZaTGEtDjPr-nMJ2XN45Y8SlBto8KRub93nV12L6mHI0cFJ9NVmHgWHjleexFEAmBioMXZJYUSo6RVQY0QUAN1rXFHb3CYIHYbVI4L3fQvHBTQzAXuKJrWvHVABTYki6YiUFFC1jzw35OP1i6qVUnBGH/w200-h200/VPN.png" width="200" /></span></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://www.kqzyfj.com/click-100512912-15464631" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: medium;">Protect and save <br />money here!</span></a></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />The memoir, intended to highlight Boebert's rise from a small-town business owner to a member of the United States House of Representatives, took an unexpected twist when readers started picking up on some outlandish anecdotes. The uproar began when Boebert's memoir hit the shelves, causing a frenzy in political circles and triggering widespread interest.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">One of the standout chapters that caught everyone's attention was titled "How I Wrestled a Grizzly Bear to Protect the Second Amendment." In this imaginative tale, Boebert recounted a gripping encounter with a grizzly bear while she was out hunting. According to the story, she supposedly used a can of bear spray and a copy of the Constitution to disarm the ferocious beast. Boebert's supporters hailed her bravery, while others couldn't help but raise an eyebrow at the sheer insanity of the tale.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">As readers delved further into the memoir, they encountered yet another gem: "The Time I Won The World Series While Wearing Heels." The story claimed that during the 1917 World Series, she miraculously managed to beat the Boston Red Sox in four games to win the world title all while sporting a pair of stiletto heels. The chapter even included a detailed description of her training regime, which allegedly involved a rigorous program of sprinting up and down the halls of Congress. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></p><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSYu_lA3ffXk_bFwz8JoqM0JNjfPt0mNqycuof2KgSAOytAS2f9lZN2efhB1MoAk4MdtZCC-jxrFhChAZ0eAvX5_bE2JNPyQi9VuUlCSn4E2eKSEC8t5rcI2wtND8LRcprdpS7e7xfiEioMALUX-nCgyigsxUOP86SuzsgmLNflGS1X6Xvwe8b2qs1LJZm/s200/Ad.jpeg" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><img border="0" data-original-height="200" data-original-width="200" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSYu_lA3ffXk_bFwz8JoqM0JNjfPt0mNqycuof2KgSAOytAS2f9lZN2efhB1MoAk4MdtZCC-jxrFhChAZ0eAvX5_bE2JNPyQi9VuUlCSn4E2eKSEC8t5rcI2wtND8LRcprdpS7e7xfiEioMALUX-nCgyigsxUOP86SuzsgmLNflGS1X6Xvwe8b2qs1LJZm/s1600/Ad.jpeg" width="200" /></span></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://www.dpbolvw.net/click-100512912-12892601" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: medium;">Click here!</span></a></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /><span>However, the pièce de résistance was undoubtedly the chapter entitled "My Secret Life as an Undercover Spy." Boebert recounted her supposed double life as a secret agent, undertaking daring missions on behalf of the American people. The chapter described her stealthy infiltration into enemy NPR strongholds, her ability to crack complex PBS codes, and her mastery of disguise, which included masquerading as a "definitely not a crazy lady" in the enemy's headquarters. Needless to say, CNN had a field day debunking these claims.</span></span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">As the public guffawed and social media erupted with memes and parodies, Boebert was left scrambling for answers. The identity of her anonymous ghostwriter remained unknown, as the publisher had taken great pains to keep the scribe's name under wraps. Meanwhile, Boebert's team issued a statement expressing their shock and disbelief at the inclusion of these incredible tales, vowing to rectify the situation and hold those responsible accountable.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">In a follow-up press conference, Boebert, with a hint of embarrassment, admitted, "While I stand by my principles and experiences, it seems my memoir took a few creative liberties. I am deeply sorry to my readers and promise to take more care in the future." Despite her apology, the stories within her memoir became the talk of the nation, injecting a much-needed dose of levity into the otherwise tense political landscape.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">As the nation collectively chuckled, bookstores struggled to keep up with demand, and late-night comedians couldn't resist the opportunity to mine this comedic gold. The memoir became an instant bestseller, albeit for entirely unintended reasons. A</span><span style="font-size: medium;"> wave of parody Twitter accounts, Boebert-themed Halloween costumes, and even a Saturday Night Live sketch followed suit, solidifying Boebert's inadvertent status as a comedy icon.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">While the authenticity of Boebert's memoir was thrown into question, one thing was undeniable: the anonymous ghostwriter had certainly left an indelible mark on both Boebert's reputation and the national discourse. As readers wiped away tears of laughter, "Bold and Brazen: The Life and Adventures of Lauren Boebert" cemented its place in history as a literary mishap that will teach generations that the pen is mightier than an elected idiot.</span></p><p><br /></p>Andrew Hallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01495983897864604830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-739787582037143646.post-85244046106066184312023-06-25T18:37:00.001-04:002023-06-25T18:37:24.789-04:00School Board's Quest to Ban "The Life of Brian" Backfires Spectacularly, Inspiring Worldwide Faith in Comedy<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhB75iLk5VgrW1jrojKd1bgPkbaruYsZTVp6JGhccL-X1Ds2sbaCLFSSTbwbK2eBwLSdOs6GCMawTupRh_zPTMSusuTDzPW80tpaFxlUj2ZtqdUwPUrLQUmXonNvQBY_enL2AqOAwbu2pIQCk2Bwm96MH-zhgONObkU22lmrlc1Ocwbs9Dzq3gZ-7sVubQq/s3464/C51EE22F-3F52-432B-8EC1-F7E7C2A1B8D3.JPEG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1820" data-original-width="3464" height="168" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhB75iLk5VgrW1jrojKd1bgPkbaruYsZTVp6JGhccL-X1Ds2sbaCLFSSTbwbK2eBwLSdOs6GCMawTupRh_zPTMSusuTDzPW80tpaFxlUj2ZtqdUwPUrLQUmXonNvQBY_enL2AqOAwbu2pIQCk2Bwm96MH-zhgONObkU22lmrlc1Ocwbs9Dzq3gZ-7sVubQq/s320/C51EE22F-3F52-432B-8EC1-F7E7C2A1B8D3.JPEG" width="320" /></a></div><br /><p><span style="font-size: large;">In a remarkable display of irony, Tennessee's Enlightened County School Board recently embarked on a misguided crusade to ban the iconic </span><a href="https://amzn.to/3NtZhF0" target="_blank">Monty Python</a><span style="font-size: large;"> film, "The Life of Brian," due to its irreverent take on faith. In an attempt to protect their own delicate beliefs, board members unwittingly became the unwitting stars of a comedy sketch themselves. </span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">"The Life of Brian," a satirical masterpiece known for its witty commentary on religion, quickly became the target of the Enlightened County School Board's misplaced zeal. Ignoring the film's intentions to provoke thoughtful reflection through humor, board members unanimously concluded that it posed a grave threat to the foundations of their faith.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXMq7O5KKmNeWtrv-iOt3XsXw9vJwmIa6o0Fx5P0duzSkjSfye-uWFbbrPjCCAKjw8K-ONOOFJf-1oloy7wuieEJlqvuQ-4Jr78RwDsr76NuJyI8obgyG2boanIxvYb82XSG5o2sly7qiVXv4UOUnPeh3rOzlvPYjlRgje0W7gZu-aYvwrDYZ51kba-d1O/s300/VPN.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="300" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXMq7O5KKmNeWtrv-iOt3XsXw9vJwmIa6o0Fx5P0duzSkjSfye-uWFbbrPjCCAKjw8K-ONOOFJf-1oloy7wuieEJlqvuQ-4Jr78RwDsr76NuJyI8obgyG2boanIxvYb82XSG5o2sly7qiVXv4UOUnPeh3rOzlvPYjlRgje0W7gZu-aYvwrDYZ51kba-d1O/w200-h200/VPN.png" width="200" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://www.kqzyfj.com/click-100512912-15464631" target="_blank">Save here!</a></td></tr></tbody></table><br />During an emergency meeting that would rival any farcical scene from the film itself, the board passionately debated the "dangers" posed by the movie. Board President and Chief Sanctimonious Officer, <a href="https://www.newestnewsynews.com/p/for-curious.html" target="_blank">Reverend Andrew Canard</a>, gravely proclaimed, "This film's humorous exploration of faith is nothing short of sacrilegious! We must protect our children from this blasphemous mockery!"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">The board hastily compiled a lengthy list of offenses committed by "The Life of Brian." They decried its scenes of comedic religious parodies, conveniently ignoring the underlying message of tolerance and questioning blind devotion. In a rather comical twist, they even declared that the film's depiction of a character named Biggus Dickus was an affront to their esteemed dignity.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">To bolster their argument, the board sought support from local religious leaders, hoping to present a united front against the irreverent comedy. However, they soon discovered that many faith leaders possessed a more nuanced view of humor and its potential to inspire introspection. Reverend Reginald Joyful, representing the United Church of Unitarians, aptly stated, "Comedy has long served as a tool to examine and challenge our beliefs, encouraging us to grow and evolve. Banning satire only stifles the intellectual and spiritual growth of our community."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9iLyD5D_uJI_pvpNtMkIhjU26xGpBrsSf5R_1fATGoZ9wV3RPh77pTpa9GeXDQ9evbGVMYCwjyEsfKgzpCDjmGpOmHuEkXzr0w_rs_iltpVjdij-NAT1szQTwwub9gCjvhpRAvdeBKCMM_f1sXfmDMg9DRFaTmamIHScsMblUkfCDStpQoGYVz4OabrU0/s200/Ad.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="200" data-original-width="200" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9iLyD5D_uJI_pvpNtMkIhjU26xGpBrsSf5R_1fATGoZ9wV3RPh77pTpa9GeXDQ9evbGVMYCwjyEsfKgzpCDjmGpOmHuEkXzr0w_rs_iltpVjdij-NAT1szQTwwub9gCjvhpRAvdeBKCMM_f1sXfmDMg9DRFaTmamIHScsMblUkfCDStpQoGYVz4OabrU0/w200-h200/Ad.jpeg" width="200" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://www.dpbolvw.net/click-100512912-12892601" target="_blank">Save now!</a></td></tr></tbody></table><br />News of the attempted ban spread like wildfire, igniting a global conversation on the power of comedy and the importance of freedom of expression. Supporters of free speech, comedians, and everyday individuals rallied behind "The Life of Brian," organizing hilarious protest events, such as "Holy Grail Sing-Alongs" and "Witty Walkathons."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Meanwhile, the students of Enlightened County took matters into their own hands, organizing clandestine screenings of the film, often disguising them as "Historical Religious Parody Club" meetings. These secret gatherings became hotbeds of laughter and intellectual curiosity, as students recognized the film's ability to challenge orthodoxy and promote critical thinking.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">As the ban faced mounting ridicule and international condemnation, the School Board of Enlightened County found themselves trapped in a satirical whirlwind of their own making. Realizing the folly of their actions, they convened an emergency meeting to lift the ban and issued a public apology for their attempt to stifle comedic expression.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">In a statement that left some struggling to stifle laughter, Reverend Andrew Canard admitted, "We have come to understand that laughter can coexist with faith, and that comedy can deepen our understanding of spirituality. We humbly retract our misguided ban on 'The Life of Brian' and encourage open dialogue and the celebration of humor within our educational institutions."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">This uproarious episode ultimately reinforced the power of comedy to bridge gaps, challenge conventions, and foster a more compassionate understanding of our shared humanity. As "The Life of Brian" found renewed popularity and appreciation, people around the world embraced the film as a symbol of intellectual freedom.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">And so, </span><span style="font-size: large;">the School Board's ill-fated quest inadvertently became a testament to the resilience of satire and the unyielding human spirit. In the end, "The Life of Brian" triumphed, reminding us all that sometimes, it takes a little irreverence to inspire a lot of introspection.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Qc7HmhrgTuQ" width="320" youtube-src-id="Qc7HmhrgTuQ"></iframe></div><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><p></p>Andrew Hallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01495983897864604830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-739787582037143646.post-75469975493220724102023-06-19T18:33:00.001-04:002023-06-19T18:33:26.461-04:00Judge Searches For Oversized Muzzle To Silence Trump's Mouth<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgk--t2LB8IH63algH2rjfd5TfCzOEsO-77brpggBtLRctPogvKIHl3NvBpOHSLFNNHZiWw0l7CdYddTlDpk_RIxc5n-YaAtAZ7-Yf38o-bHRfFNgEae5OyByaf3m-Ypd3CuKXNyIX21qHURgk7G-mF0gdiUAo10_WFdmrvear-RZL9AlDYo96yQghEz71F/s2224/1F200176-5CFE-4EA5-A3B3-BB72336D2EB4.JPEG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1252" data-original-width="2224" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgk--t2LB8IH63algH2rjfd5TfCzOEsO-77brpggBtLRctPogvKIHl3NvBpOHSLFNNHZiWw0l7CdYddTlDpk_RIxc5n-YaAtAZ7-Yf38o-bHRfFNgEae5OyByaf3m-Ypd3CuKXNyIX21qHURgk7G-mF0gdiUAo10_WFdmrvear-RZL9AlDYo96yQghEz71F/w320-h180/1F200176-5CFE-4EA5-A3B3-BB72336D2EB4.JPEG" width="320" /></a></div><p><br /></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Washington D.C. -</b> In an unprecedented legal battle, a judge finds himself in a peculiar predicament: he simply cannot locate a muzzle large enough to contain the boisterous oratory of former President Donald J. Trump. As the courtroom drama unfolds, the nation watches in disbelief.<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Judge Andrew S. Canard, presiding over the case, initially believed that the law could bring order to the chaos that emanates from Trump's vocal cords. Little did he know that taming the formidable force known as Trump's mouth would prove to be an insurmountable challenge.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">The courtroom, filled to capacity with reporters, lawyers, and curious onlookers, erupted in laughter when Judge Canard first announced his intention to procure a muzzle for the former President. The notion of a traditional-sized muzzle successfully silencing Trump's unyielding torrent of words seemed as likely as finding a unicorn riding a rainbow.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></p><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkQIRgMxi8aemYD1cySA7ZnnQKZXlYxcOFt5UJr5mPmBqcm5sKHLK90fUIdfgBOJFT944qln2oJ1J26U6jl-N1nGkKv9FowrNghcihQdjex-tdWKe2kunRSwJ1qAWJyBhDc8sQyvWmGs-hxwhpZ-rGWanY0xe8OBaB_nQ21gAOKqCdLrGbetseR8jzQ3Cv/s300/VPN.png" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="300" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkQIRgMxi8aemYD1cySA7ZnnQKZXlYxcOFt5UJr5mPmBqcm5sKHLK90fUIdfgBOJFT944qln2oJ1J26U6jl-N1nGkKv9FowrNghcihQdjex-tdWKe2kunRSwJ1qAWJyBhDc8sQyvWmGs-hxwhpZ-rGWanY0xe8OBaB_nQ21gAOKqCdLrGbetseR8jzQ3Cv/w200-h200/VPN.png" width="200" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://www.kqzyfj.com/click-100512912-15464631" target="_blank">Protect yourself online<br />and save!</a></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />Undeterred, the determined judge embarked on a mission that would test his resourcefulness and sanity. He combed through local pet stores, eagerly searching for a muzzle that could withstand the verbal onslaught of Trump's formidable vocabulary. However, even the largest muzzles designed for the fiercest canines proved woefully inadequate.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Frustrated by his failed attempts, Judge Canard turned to unconventional methods. He consulted with renowned inventors, engineers, and even the producers of "Shark Tank," desperately seeking a solution to muzzle the former President's vocal prowess. As the days turned into weeks, and the weeks into months, the nation eagerly awaited news of the judge's progress.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Media outlets seized the opportunity to poke fun at the situation, with satirical cartoons depicting Trump's mouth as a mythical creature that defies containment. Memes and social media trends, such as #MuzzleQuest and #SilenceTheDonald, flooded the internet, providing a much-needed dose of comic relief amid the absurdity of it all.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Critics of the former President cheered on Judge Canard, hoping that his quest for a muzzle would finally put an end to the seemingly endless stream of controversial statements that emanated from Trump's lips. Supporters of Trump, on the other hand, decried the judge's efforts, arguing that they were infringing upon the former President's right to free speech.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></p><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuWZzx01i2u67_NxARup-qYrAWFY858dPamjOnCYIJWy_OcakENPByjNSLow-BK58PKNh2qYmof5S8_FZW0D4Yn9BvN61DK6dySquzpgJy3o0TxkVhE0tQennlaUqRZtyHQLCV4W1dgdtpZ0Dr41bTVomUz48IJLHix15XJXKF7O4TyAZSejUj9FGVQ8Nv/s200/Ad.jpeg" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="200" data-original-width="200" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuWZzx01i2u67_NxARup-qYrAWFY858dPamjOnCYIJWy_OcakENPByjNSLow-BK58PKNh2qYmof5S8_FZW0D4Yn9BvN61DK6dySquzpgJy3o0TxkVhE0tQennlaUqRZtyHQLCV4W1dgdtpZ0Dr41bTVomUz48IJLHix15XJXKF7O4TyAZSejUj9FGVQ8Nv/s1600/Ad.jpeg" width="200" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://www.dpbolvw.net/click-100512912-12892601" target="_blank">Save here!</a></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />As the search continued, rumors circulated that Judge Canard had reached out to NASA in a desperate attempt to utilize their space-age technology to create an extra-large muzzle capable of containing Trump's verbal deluge. Though unconfirmed, the mere notion ignited the imagination of conspiracy theorists, who speculated on extraterrestrial involvement in silencing the former President.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">While the hunt for the oversized muzzle continues, legal scholars and constitutional experts debate the complexities of limiting speech, even in the face of overwhelming verbosity. Some argue that Trump's words, though often divisive and inflammatory, are protected by the First Amendment, while others assert that the damage caused by his rhetoric necessitates extraordinary measures.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">As the nation awaits the conclusion of this unprecedented legal battle, one thing is clear: Donald Trump's mouth continues to spew out lies, slander, and gobbledegook. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">In related news, <a href="https://www.newestnewsynews.com/2023/06/scientists-discover-dinosaurs-atheism.html" target="_blank">scientists discover dinosaurs' lack of faith caused their extinction.</a></span></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p>Andrew Hallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01495983897864604830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-739787582037143646.post-26200459342320819742023-06-19T07:09:00.002-04:002023-06-19T07:09:37.186-04:0010 Ways To Stay Calm When Your Religious Coworker Asks, "What Church Do You Go To?" When They Know You're An Atheist<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyeD7Rt3ftprj_SPPpQC2lux61lZ6ZHMG5LoytUs0prKKyiAHYMRGwZV3XGpHW0sl6uvFP52W-8TIquzL1yI44clrWdeINpnvftQD95kClDvEqmw_5ZGDNv71jfTDsvW-7WNlAkOfJ8Cz-A3MCRnnhAHcea6kXGozfkNHbFco2G8gUMPjO9LrG-1-YCZLd/s4096/D6F0BBE6-D230-4A57-95DE-DECB8829FAEC.JPEG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2732" data-original-width="4096" height="213" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyeD7Rt3ftprj_SPPpQC2lux61lZ6ZHMG5LoytUs0prKKyiAHYMRGwZV3XGpHW0sl6uvFP52W-8TIquzL1yI44clrWdeINpnvftQD95kClDvEqmw_5ZGDNv71jfTDsvW-7WNlAkOfJ8Cz-A3MCRnnhAHcea6kXGozfkNHbFco2G8gUMPjO9LrG-1-YCZLd/s320/D6F0BBE6-D230-4A57-95DE-DECB8829FAEC.JPEG" width="320" /></a></div><br /><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Want to stay calm when your coworker asks you what church you belong to when they know you're not religious? Try out these responses.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>1. The Philosophical Reflection:</b></span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Respond with a touch of philosophical pondering. Say something like, "I'm watching documentaries on science. My faith lies in exploring the mysteries of the universe and embracing the beauty of this awe-inspiring cosmos."<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>2. The Pop Culture Quip:</b></span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Inject a pop culture reference to add a light-hearted spin. Respond with, "Well, I don't go to church, but I'm a devoted follower of Master Yoda's teachings. May the Force be with you! 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The Passive Aggressive:</b></span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Use diplomacy to steer the conversation away from religious topics. Respond with, "I appreciate your curiosity, but I'm more interested in learning about your recent divorce. Now, what did Jesus say about divorces?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>4. The Socratic Response:</b></span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Employ the Socratic method to engage in thoughtful dialogue. Respond with a question like, "Why do you ask? Are you curious about different belief systems, or is there a particular reason you're interested in my religious affiliations?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>5. The Look:</b></span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Sometimes, the right facial expression can say it all. When asked about your church, simply give them a look that says, "I thought this was a workplace and not a recruitment center for your cult."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>6. The Humorous Redirect:</b></span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Respond with a lighthearted touch of humor to defuse the situation. Say something like, "Oh, you know me, I worship at the Church of Netflix and Chill. It's a non-denominational congregation." This response acknowledges the question while injecting some levity into the conversation.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"><b><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaDmBNZ1MRIoN02va3BPY-BHfUOjrz7d3CdlnAvqHFQ7TQGv27hiPVr7lIeL1SXhOieMgkqRjJB_yNvm8tcxYrRpd_zNYsZQADgiLUIalwTXOPgYQT6BqrSerb5rQxisPRoXRjs_4BWHF4ruKQOjgNYe7LAaWZb4f_thY4N5-lO5kEvdWsYj9tdR8eMYWT/s200/Ad.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="200" data-original-width="200" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaDmBNZ1MRIoN02va3BPY-BHfUOjrz7d3CdlnAvqHFQ7TQGv27hiPVr7lIeL1SXhOieMgkqRjJB_yNvm8tcxYrRpd_zNYsZQADgiLUIalwTXOPgYQT6BqrSerb5rQxisPRoXRjs_4BWHF4ruKQOjgNYe7LAaWZb4f_thY4N5-lO5kEvdWsYj9tdR8eMYWT/s1600/Ad.jpeg" width="200" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://www.dpbolvw.net/click-100512912-12892601" target="_blank">Save here!</a></td></tr></tbody></table><br />7. The Curious Counter-Question:</b></span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Flip the script by asking an unexpected question in return. For example, reply with, "What's your favorite flavor of ice cream? I'm a zealot for rocky road." This redirection shows that you're more interested in ice cream than crazy talk.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>8. The Universal Values:</b></span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Highlight shared values that transcend religious boundaries. Respond with, "I don't go to church, but I try to live by the Golden Rule: treating others with kindness and respect. It's my personal moral compass." This response showcases your principles without explicitly delving into religious affiliations, emphasizing the importance of kindness in all aspects of life.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>9. The Simple Statement:</b></span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Employ a diplomatic response to gracefully sidestep the question. Say something like, "I prefer to keep my beliefs private, but I respect everyone's right to their own spiritual journey." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>10. The Nonchalant Acknowledgment:</b></span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Respond with a breezy, nonchalant remark that downplays the significance of religious affiliation. For instance, say, "Oh, I don't go to church, but I'm part of the 'Church of No Alarm Clocks' on weekends. It's a religion that believes in the beauty of a lazy Sunday morning." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Remember, the key is to maintain your composure and not strangle your coworker. By using these approaches, you can navigate the situation smoothly (?) while affirming your non-beliefs in a respectful (??) manner.</span></p>Andrew Hallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01495983897864604830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-739787582037143646.post-77881950031543894722023-06-14T05:15:00.006-04:002023-06-14T16:16:38.107-04:00The Ghost Of Christopher Hitchens Haunts The Ghost Of Mother Teresa<div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBPOHaZFI2LX8sjBxz4WhgfHYkj38c6G7vnsPGrstUiwwfX7YqSIc794Hu4KBNz8FXAaFae8iPcGdhrhnZAFkp1Rtfb5oVerbEPrqr_byiZzOe9vyTgOQqL1lSyzYaHXwO95sxnj6s30-8X-GqHXJLWDVHP3LMRpINvJduKRiXAdxhSNLy01BzPWJhsw/s2304/BB71EA9D-D4A4-4A27-A78B-AA7116652EC3%20copy.JPEG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1370" data-original-width="2304" height="190" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBPOHaZFI2LX8sjBxz4WhgfHYkj38c6G7vnsPGrstUiwwfX7YqSIc794Hu4KBNz8FXAaFae8iPcGdhrhnZAFkp1Rtfb5oVerbEPrqr_byiZzOe9vyTgOQqL1lSyzYaHXwO95sxnj6s30-8X-GqHXJLWDVHP3LMRpINvJduKRiXAdxhSNLy01BzPWJhsw/s320/BB71EA9D-D4A4-4A27-A78B-AA7116652EC3%20copy.JPEG" width="320" /></a></div><br /></div><span style="font-size: medium;">In a bizarre turn of spectral events, the ghost of the renowned atheist and author Christopher Hitchens has reportedly taken up residence in the afterlife and chosen to haunt none other than the ghost of Mother Teresa, the Catholic nun and supposed humanitarian. </span><a name='more'></a><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></p><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYEFnFjvgA51ZgxYWnYDaxuwHzPE73OTiMU__e45dzjzKG7Gj7sGdhdxjBNgQV4g00TI8Nbq6927djOSaMPD1_9Unjg2F3w0-srEODRizONAVwi6u7N8_-o99cf1PU2LbVF3SsHUUTldbCG3NxitUvWAIpyi-OZ3DEyYwtFGFvPobsDq7DsmorbbQhoA/s300/VPN.png" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="300" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYEFnFjvgA51ZgxYWnYDaxuwHzPE73OTiMU__e45dzjzKG7Gj7sGdhdxjBNgQV4g00TI8Nbq6927djOSaMPD1_9Unjg2F3w0-srEODRizONAVwi6u7N8_-o99cf1PU2LbVF3SsHUUTldbCG3NxitUvWAIpyi-OZ3DEyYwtFGFvPobsDq7DsmorbbQhoA/w200-h200/VPN.png" width="200" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://www.kqzyfj.com/click-100512912-15464631" target="_blank">Find out more!</a></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />According to the ghostly grapevine, Hitchens' spirited antics revolve around challenging Mother Teresa's legacy and questioning the motives behind her charitable work. His disembodied voice echoes through the halls of the ghostly realm, haunting Mother Teresa's apparition, offering biting criticisms of her approach to poverty alleviation and her religious fervor.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">One apparition has seen the haunting firsthand and thinks it adds a bit of spice to the afterlife. "She can't get away from him," the spirit said. "I don't know if this is justice, but it is entertaining as well as educational. In death, Hitchens has had a lot of time to sharpen his rhetorical skills." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">In life, Hitchens raised concerns about the conditions and quality of care in the facilities run by Mother Teresa's Missionaries of Charity. Reports have alleged substandard medical care, lack of proper pain management, and inadequate hygiene practices. He argued that her reputation as a humanitarian overshadowed those shortcomings and prevented adequate scrutiny.</span></p><span style="font-size: medium;"><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsvh2LTrJ4YL69Xd3U-cGXgeNw0Mja1CzLMVUp5Xw9btxWbODrYUSi4kMkfFdJ8RehPGDubdnXfSaFGniDQVm2u-8gbQwA__EZZlskyp62etmV8jUbCgBvFP4xtxAQ8REsr0ffrVMI9XHN-xZhuNoqcKUdeO6JkA-B_PJrr5KFAYGDWe_oBxGIm8nTsQ/s200/Ad.jpeg" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="200" data-original-width="200" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsvh2LTrJ4YL69Xd3U-cGXgeNw0Mja1CzLMVUp5Xw9btxWbODrYUSi4kMkfFdJ8RehPGDubdnXfSaFGniDQVm2u-8gbQwA__EZZlskyp62etmV8jUbCgBvFP4xtxAQ8REsr0ffrVMI9XHN-xZhuNoqcKUdeO6JkA-B_PJrr5KFAYGDWe_oBxGIm8nTsQ/s1600/Ad.jpeg" width="200" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://www.dpbolvw.net/click-100512912-12892601" target="_blank">Learn more!</a></td></tr></tbody></table>Another critique from the famed atheist is that Mother Teresa's approach focused more on providing spiritual comfort and salvation rather than addressing the root causes of poverty. He argued that her emphasis on providing care for the destitute and dying, without simultaneously addressing the structural issues perpetuating poverty, provided temporary relief but failed to address the systemic problems in the long term. Of course, her attitude that suffering brought people closer to God did not prevent her from traveling overseas to seek care for her own medical problems.</span><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Witnesses from the realm of the departed claim that Hitchens' spectral form can be seen swooping and swirling, quoting passages from his book <a href="https://amzn.to/3qGREDz" target="_blank">God is not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything </a>and delivering eloquent speeches that point out the moral dubiousness of Mother Teresa's mission. Ethereal onlookers find themselves caught between laughter and reflection, as Hitch carries on the good fight in the afterlife.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">In related news, <a href="https://www.newestnewsynews.com/2023/06/trump-chop-down-canadian-trees-to.html" target="_blank">President Donald J. Trump demands that Canadian forests get cut down to prevent wildfires.</a></span></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p>Andrew Hallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01495983897864604830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-739787582037143646.post-25739277258642073642023-06-12T19:06:00.003-04:002023-06-14T16:04:06.185-04:00Governor DeSantis Burns Books During His Fireside Chats<p><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfZ5UpbtRYrsNWXIfzypLS-YWwjNfbXb_DtNAQMTrc4Xeqsj8xkybY2pDjWEaqOu3clp317ndD083iLehXE_lKfaJAVzH2V6UE1e62KT9ntI6W3HFcLaYcfYRbPIv4vO2HwetFToBg95Bs655U_cjXEjZCwUQzf0_xwKBBZc0Vyn1xt2K-MTpr9oRz8Q/s3464/26AF81E7-5C09-4711-8F4F-A2E7D95C9D10.JPEG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1820" data-original-width="3464" height="168" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfZ5UpbtRYrsNWXIfzypLS-YWwjNfbXb_DtNAQMTrc4Xeqsj8xkybY2pDjWEaqOu3clp317ndD083iLehXE_lKfaJAVzH2V6UE1e62KT9ntI6W3HFcLaYcfYRbPIv4vO2HwetFToBg95Bs655U_cjXEjZCwUQzf0_xwKBBZc0Vyn1xt2K-MTpr9oRz8Q/s320/26AF81E7-5C09-4711-8F4F-A2E7D95C9D10.JPEG" width="320" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Tallahassee, Florida </b>- </span><span><span style="font-size: medium;">In an unprecedented move, Governor Ron DeSantis has taken his fireside chats to a whole new level of intellectual pyrotechnics. While most leaders use such chats to communicate with their constituents, Governor DeSantis has found a rather unconventional way to connect with the people of Florida – by burning books.</span><span style="font-size: large;"></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><span></span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">In a recent fireside chat, Governor DeSantis unveiled his bold plan to reshape the intellectual landscape of the United States of America. Clad in a suit and an evil grin, the governor announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to ignite a new era of knowledge, by literally igniting knowledge!"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhk4ahO5FfqmpgwJOq-WC_IpT5JL8vy-RLH2rKt8vXE5Ib0unFhO0wkpvTgRcnpPIFFVDH3825slr4ZBwt_Xbuipf_3B6KjMwnNQM08qZgXHUvvlgvX1UOVXBwZV9rltYTHmOzpPSDzHU4D5uOTYcDT1ba8G4iPVp3jVwXO9OEBD6aJHJ91J6ETVZuWDw/s300/VPN.png" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="300" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhk4ahO5FfqmpgwJOq-WC_IpT5JL8vy-RLH2rKt8vXE5Ib0unFhO0wkpvTgRcnpPIFFVDH3825slr4ZBwt_Xbuipf_3B6KjMwnNQM08qZgXHUvvlgvX1UOVXBwZV9rltYTHmOzpPSDzHU4D5uOTYcDT1ba8G4iPVp3jVwXO9OEBD6aJHJ91J6ETVZuWDw/w200-h200/VPN.png" width="200" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://www.kqzyfj.com/click-100512912-15464631" target="_blank">Save money here!</a></td></tr></tbody></table><span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;">As astonished viewers watched, stacks of books began to accumulate behind the governor's leather chair. Rumors initially circulated that they were for decoration, but those rumors were quickly consumed by the raging flames of truth. The governor's aides, wearing hazmat suits (for safety reasons, of course), proceeded to throw book after book into a massive bonfire that roared just outside the governor's mansion.</span></span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">The ambiance of the chat took an eerie turn, as the governor pontificated on his rationale for burning the literary works. "We must rid ourselves of these dusty tomes that threaten our intellectual purity. Books are dangerous, my friends. They contain ideas and perspectives that challenge our vision of Florida's future. We can't have that!"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">The flames leaped higher with every toss, as books of all genres became fuel for this ritual of ignorance. Shakespeare's plays and sonnets crackled alongside scientific texts and historical accounts. Philosophy books disintegrated into ashes, their deep thoughts wafting through the air like lost spirits of wisdom.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiL2Nx0luohUVn0tjdqwyJM7kXCsGqoohkGQAen3nCrEAvhNUBx-ZfsJO7qSstd25MXco-svAoQhFUoFVdOKCOnK7PJejrsL1v0k31XdX9_XQveps2Dai1XwatfsO0HO8aR1--Yz3uG44XHr0MZWL3i2NJrTqupIp9l_JqwdEX88BNL1SZmvn78R-aqMA/s200/Ad.jpeg" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="200" data-original-width="200" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiL2Nx0luohUVn0tjdqwyJM7kXCsGqoohkGQAen3nCrEAvhNUBx-ZfsJO7qSstd25MXco-svAoQhFUoFVdOKCOnK7PJejrsL1v0k31XdX9_XQveps2Dai1XwatfsO0HO8aR1--Yz3uG44XHr0MZWL3i2NJrTqupIp9l_JqwdEX88BNL1SZmvn78R-aqMA/s1600/Ad.jpeg" width="200" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://www.dpbolvw.net/click-100512912-12892601" target="_blank">Protect your dog!</a></td></tr></tbody></table><span><br /><span style="font-size: medium;">While some viewers watched in horror, others were inspired by the governor's unorthodox approach to enlightenment. "Finally, a leader who understands the power of fire in shaping our minds!" exclaimed a devoted supporter. "Who needs books when we have the governor's fiery rhetoric to guide us?" echoed another enthusiastic Floridian.</span></span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Critics, however, argue that this act of literary arson is nothing short of censorship and intellectual regression. "Burning books is a dangerous path to tread," said University of Florida <a href="https://www.newestnewsynews.com/p/for-curious.html" target="_blank">Professor Andrew Canard.</a> "It stifles free thought, inhibits progress, and takes us back to darker times in history. We should be building libraries, not bonfires."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">As the ashes of knowledge fluttered to the ground, Governor DeSantis concluded the fireside chat, announcing plans for the construction of a monument dedicated to the triumph of ignorance. "My fellow Floridians, let this fire be a beacon of enlightenment in our great state. We shall rise above the shackles of knowledge and soar into the realm of pure ideology!"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Whether Americans will embrace this unique approach to intellectual freedom or rally against the burning of books remains to be seen. But one thing is certain: Governor DeSantis' fireside chats will forever be remembered in history books.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">In related news, <a href="https://www.newestnewsynews.com/2023/05/florida-governor-ron-desantis-bans.html" target="_blank">Governor Ron DeSantis bans The Human Evolution Coloring Book.</a></span></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="BLOG_video_class" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/pR4x98Wj5ak" width="320" youtube-src-id="pR4x98Wj5ak"></iframe></div><br /><p><br /></p>Andrew Hallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01495983897864604830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-739787582037143646.post-34671876144119381582023-06-12T04:26:00.001-04:002023-06-13T05:39:48.831-04:00Barron Trump and Greta Thunberg Announce Unlikely Engagement: Climate Change Unites Political Dynasties<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEga7k4ELlrNP4UAFL_iNDoSdt40mH4qMtRvttDgpOw0XQWjFOy_nl54jVkKikakaKyQwTwJ3M7wp3763eBMMukHmQoz63zCVtX-hKjSRqhPJsX0-96VqRwZCmo0iVI7XDsr8ris-IV0C1eNJBiQ1lSNOEDihZUBcsYVDzswxcdrvcIql6m_0D8bUrSxVQ/s2224/A939DC84-379C-4FEF-8E51-91366FEBCD0D.JPEG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1250" data-original-width="2224" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEga7k4ELlrNP4UAFL_iNDoSdt40mH4qMtRvttDgpOw0XQWjFOy_nl54jVkKikakaKyQwTwJ3M7wp3763eBMMukHmQoz63zCVtX-hKjSRqhPJsX0-96VqRwZCmo0iVI7XDsr8ris-IV0C1eNJBiQ1lSNOEDihZUBcsYVDzswxcdrvcIql6m_0D8bUrSxVQ/s320/A939DC84-379C-4FEF-8E51-91366FEBCD0D.JPEG" width="320" /></a></div><p><br /></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Washington, D.C.</b> - In an unexpected turn of events, the worlds of politics and climate change collided yesterday when it was announced that Barron Trump, son of former President Donald Trump, and Greta Thunberg, the renowned environmental activist, are planning to tie the knot. This unexpected union has left the political establishment and the climate change community in a state of shock, to say the least.<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">The news broke during a joint press conference held by Barron and Greta at Mar-a-Lago, Florida. Standing side by side, the couple addressed the media with a mix of excitement and environmental passion. Barron, now 17 years old, appeared unusually poised and confident, perhaps drawing inspiration from his father's years in the public eye.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWE0cyj1CkWFh8S5pZNhdfWwKcaJHtNgQ2X09ZoYQ3xjnTyVwS1mTotmUlYL_p5p42wCn4DL_6IfaJiFILSZa7pAmSSvfoVFVSlaVKNtmCLJxUhY2nbUFGmpAPVKzkGUYjIUs3bNQI78UjwpPFIQpqcH-cC4MK8aM-N9VBk4xjW2tceZEFFvKl9dADjA/s300/VPN.png" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="300" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWE0cyj1CkWFh8S5pZNhdfWwKcaJHtNgQ2X09ZoYQ3xjnTyVwS1mTotmUlYL_p5p42wCn4DL_6IfaJiFILSZa7pAmSSvfoVFVSlaVKNtmCLJxUhY2nbUFGmpAPVKzkGUYjIUs3bNQI78UjwpPFIQpqcH-cC4MK8aM-N9VBk4xjW2tceZEFFvKl9dADjA/w200-h200/VPN.png" width="200" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://www.kqzyfj.com/click-100512912-15464631" target="_blank">Save money here!</a></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-size: medium;">"I have always admired Greta's unwavering commitment to saving the planet," Barron stated, a broad smile crossing his face. "Her dedication and passion for combating climate change are truly remarkable, and I feel privileged to have found someone who</span><span style="font-size: large;"> </span><span style="font-size: medium;">shares my values."</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Greta, known for her fierce activism and stern speeches, seemed equally enthused about the unexpected romance. "Barron's willingness to embrace the urgency of climate action has impressed me," she admitted, her signature pigtails bouncing as she spoke. "Together, we can amplify our message and bring about real change on a global scale."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">The news of their engagement has raised eyebrows worldwide. Some critics argue that this is merely a political stunt, an attempt to garner media attention and promote their respective causes. Others see it as a hopeful sign of unity between political adversaries.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Political analysts are already speculating about the potential impact of this unexpected union. The Trump and Thunberg families, once at odds over issues like climate change and environmental policy, now find themselves linked in an entirely new way. The thought of both families gathering around the Thanksgiving table has become a source of amusement and curiosity among the political elite.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyDcFw9tbpqBXZqUtfg3jSF6tJfujT831VMqVGRWCpa7c8bPF0RdCqbUecqWfz8iH3tXJG9IgnyCfZQwEyAnJwtN0errYwA_jb4r4XVOxwN4jjYgiDYjzeRwJ2VglqpyaEDhSJnExeEYXxsK6VtSNa6smdsbakcKi_R6Cc5bB-EAanx2u-oiQ1KeYRGw/s200/Ad.jpeg" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="200" data-original-width="200" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyDcFw9tbpqBXZqUtfg3jSF6tJfujT831VMqVGRWCpa7c8bPF0RdCqbUecqWfz8iH3tXJG9IgnyCfZQwEyAnJwtN0errYwA_jb4r4XVOxwN4jjYgiDYjzeRwJ2VglqpyaEDhSJnExeEYXxsK6VtSNa6smdsbakcKi_R6Cc5bB-EAanx2u-oiQ1KeYRGw/s1600/Ad.jpeg" width="200" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://www.dpbolvw.net/click-100512912-12892601" target="_blank">Protect your dog!</a></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-size: medium;">Social media has erupted with countless memes and jokes about the upcoming nuptials. Memorable hashtags such as #ClimateRomance and #TrumpbergWedding have been trending, showcasing the public's ability to find humor in even the most unexpected situations.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Wedding planners and designers are also jumping on the bandwagon, with speculation already swirling about potential venues, attire, and guest lists. Rumors of an eco-friendly, carbon-neutral wedding ceremony have only added fuel to the fire, further highlighting the couple's commitment to their shared cause.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Only time will tell if this unexpected engagement is the real deal. Regardless, the announcement has brought a brief moment of hope to a world often plagued by division and controversy. After all, if Barron Trump and Greta Thunberg can find love amidst their differences, perhaps there's hope for us all.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">In related news,</span><span style="caret-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.85); color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.85); font-family: Helvetica Neue; font-size: x-small;"> </span><span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="https://www.newestnewsynews.com/2023/06/presidential-candidate-donald-trump-to.html" target="_blank">Donald Trump plans to interview Donald Trump on Twitter.</a></span></p>Andrew Hallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01495983897864604830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-739787582037143646.post-37899555059833959442023-06-11T08:13:00.003-04:002023-06-14T17:14:57.739-04:00Pat Robertson Is Dead, And The Only Thing I Got Is A Country Teetering On Becoming A Theocracy<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgygcXR-zHug1oU9Wi3n6TPFAskUxKCEFfrJOeZeqopOUDCEQZUmDh-dCso3ZnRmCghLKe4BRh-A_q9SKkGwnyZ2iO1rVwk1jXUTtZcM9hDqBp2_OQOEo4P_DrJo2__TIjRg4oqPzvEelMa8cBoyd1BQV-j3JtLV7rr5e47w7hh54TkRlTStwUfl47nBg/s2224/3ACD79C2-C1BE-4226-908B-5C5498067715.JPEG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1250" data-original-width="2224" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgygcXR-zHug1oU9Wi3n6TPFAskUxKCEFfrJOeZeqopOUDCEQZUmDh-dCso3ZnRmCghLKe4BRh-A_q9SKkGwnyZ2iO1rVwk1jXUTtZcM9hDqBp2_OQOEo4P_DrJo2__TIjRg4oqPzvEelMa8cBoyd1BQV-j3JtLV7rr5e47w7hh54TkRlTStwUfl47nBg/s320/3ACD79C2-C1BE-4226-908B-5C5498067715.JPEG" width="320" /></a></div><p><br /></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">In a moment that could only be described as "Wow, he was still alive?", Pat Robertson, the legendary televangelist and self-proclaimed spiritual guide, has departed from this mortal coil. As his followers mourn the loss of their revered leader, the rest of us are left with a peculiar aftermath: a country teetering on the precipice of transforming into a full-fledged theocracy. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Thanks, Pat.<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Robertson helped to usher in an era where political and religious spheres intertwine so tightly that it's nearly impossible to distinguish one from the other. Gone are the days of separation between church and state; we're now living in a world where faith-based fanaticism has become the lifeblood of one of the two major political parties.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></p><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi97nKdyPFwKhqtkR44qybu0qhrnOR8CBLidT9-sVtGKKMK8KP7HXYun2AnO97kqh9vzDd65VDdq3XWtDEUt7qT5gLh5gt_KuQLl-9HLJR6tY9uopNuUmBue2S8lFJ29BM4a1gC-QfkjdpYTeyVpflNhGegH0gMWnPzs_2JvGFajXXSdI-ocSErG_VV1w/s300/VPN.png" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="300" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi97nKdyPFwKhqtkR44qybu0qhrnOR8CBLidT9-sVtGKKMK8KP7HXYun2AnO97kqh9vzDd65VDdq3XWtDEUt7qT5gLh5gt_KuQLl-9HLJR6tY9uopNuUmBue2S8lFJ29BM4a1gC-QfkjdpYTeyVpflNhGegH0gMWnPzs_2JvGFajXXSdI-ocSErG_VV1w/w200-h200/VPN.png" width="200" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://www.kqzyfj.com/click-100512912-15464631" target="_blank">Check it out!</a></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-size: medium;">Thanks to Robertson's influence, Republican politicians are seizing the opportunity to curry favor with religious zealots. It's like a twisted version of "American Idol," where the candidates compete to prove who can embrace the most extreme religious beliefs. Forget about qualifications or political experience; the new currency of politics is piety.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">As we navigate this bizarre landscape, legislation based on religious dogma floods the halls of many statehouses. The Ten Commandments are no longer mere moral guidelines; they've been adopted as the law of the land. Forget about freedom of choice; we're now mandated to adhere to religious doctrines that restrict personal liberties, from <a href="https://amzn.to/43y3aQd" target="_blank">reproductive rights</a> to marriage equality. Who needs individual autonomy when we can have a theocracy, right?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;"></span></p><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCIPLcnB-uNZ1paqpgTjwjfEXJQCyAZxuKEsgAAfylLnM2jU5JUn1VbdpA_NwQ1A9noZUosJIAcmmpdobaW1LOB2_b5YUftufWA3gH5nxTSCc-cWQ3isXBFUM_IijMi_RJwPxdRNoimkC0soTk2Oq_vtwzSP-OG_QoV7OCNT9yKMTO1D-g6_-dTJaEFg/s200/Ad.jpeg" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="200" data-original-width="200" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCIPLcnB-uNZ1paqpgTjwjfEXJQCyAZxuKEsgAAfylLnM2jU5JUn1VbdpA_NwQ1A9noZUosJIAcmmpdobaW1LOB2_b5YUftufWA3gH5nxTSCc-cWQ3isXBFUM_IijMi_RJwPxdRNoimkC0soTk2Oq_vtwzSP-OG_QoV7OCNT9yKMTO1D-g6_-dTJaEFg/s1600/Ad.jpeg" width="200" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://www.dpbolvw.net/click-100512912-12892601" target="_blank">Learn more!</a></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />The media landscape has transformed into an all-out revival extravaganza. FOX News programs are religious sermons, with hosts substituting fact-checking for fervent faith. The ratings have skyrocketed as viewers tune in to witness the holy histrionics of political pundits turned wannabe preachers, interpreting the news through the lens of divine inspiration.</span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Meanwhile, average citizens are left bewildered, unsure whether to laugh or cry at the absurdity unfolding before their eyes. The separation of church and state has become a distant memory as politicians invoke divine intervention at every turn. Public schools are sliding toward offering mandatory Bible study, and scientific inquiry is shunned in favor of biblical literalism. Who needs pesky evidence and critical thinking when you have blind faith?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Oh, Pat Robertson, your departure has left us with quite the inheritance. A country once built on principles of democracy and individual freedom now staggers toward the precipice of a full-blown theocracy. But fear not, for even in the darkest moments, hope survives. Perhaps reason and rationality will once again prevail.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">In related news,</span><span style="font-size: medium;"> <a href="https://www.newestnewsynews.com/2023/05/pope-francis-dabbles-with-atheism-and.html" target="_blank">Pope Francis "dabbles" with atheism.</a></span></p>Andrew Hallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01495983897864604830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-739787582037143646.post-89723006045968061142023-06-10T07:30:00.002-04:002023-06-10T08:23:50.205-04:00Presidential Candidate Donald Trump To Conduct Live Interview With Himself On Twitter<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgugei12fonqlycnmTf9tB7bzypegxNkfm8Rfy-Qopazo6OKmwodH_Rt6aW7IXaTBCIkMEpipX8Qr-YLtQCWg8KMUZWj8tiyouOvqZzTYTDivzqe-nz2n6y-xGjHO3fXAcbOY9hNrQunkCmmbykM2HwXbJsZ94hENwkGL0oS3YSoibXeV-c1f9OUqz3OQ/s1398/Screen%20Shot%202023-04-30%20at%207.41.57%20PM.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1036" data-original-width="1398" height="237" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgugei12fonqlycnmTf9tB7bzypegxNkfm8Rfy-Qopazo6OKmwodH_Rt6aW7IXaTBCIkMEpipX8Qr-YLtQCWg8KMUZWj8tiyouOvqZzTYTDivzqe-nz2n6y-xGjHO3fXAcbOY9hNrQunkCmmbykM2HwXbJsZ94hENwkGL0oS3YSoibXeV-c1f9OUqz3OQ/s320/Screen%20Shot%202023-04-30%20at%207.41.57%20PM.png" width="320" /></a></div><p><br /></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">In a move that has surprised absolutely no one, former President Donald Trump has announced that he will be conducting a live interview with himself on Twitter. This unconventional approach to campaigning has generated considerable anticipation and curiosity among the public and media outlets alike.</span><span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p><h1 style="text-align: left;">The Self-Interview Announcement</h1><p><span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="https://www.newestnewsynews.com/p/for-curious.html" target="_blank">In a series of tweets,</a> Donald Trump declared his intention to hold a live interview with himself on Twitter. While no specific date or time has been provided, Trump indicated that the interview would take place in the near future, urging his followers to stay tuned for further updates.</span></p><h1 style="text-align: left;"><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxhAn486hdRynTUYwLX18PgjDsPAkzIvsn8xOmRpazS20_iQxEqEdkPofjoMwmhjfBdWOFKyNiDB5uImWOGaY-Qt-o0dSSZ9ExIa15wlbvhiDkIN_veCMhyww0APkcr3a-WTKM-fsKjhDBDCvj2Y-9UlJp-2xNa4rPC7Tf8DpgH5jAZ81buPy4khV1_A/s300/VPN.png" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="300" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxhAn486hdRynTUYwLX18PgjDsPAkzIvsn8xOmRpazS20_iQxEqEdkPofjoMwmhjfBdWOFKyNiDB5uImWOGaY-Qt-o0dSSZ9ExIa15wlbvhiDkIN_veCMhyww0APkcr3a-WTKM-fsKjhDBDCvj2Y-9UlJp-2xNa4rPC7Tf8DpgH5jAZ81buPy4khV1_A/w200-h200/VPN.png" width="200" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://www.kqzyfj.com/click-100512912-15464631" target="_blank">Learn More!</a></td></tr></tbody></table><br />The Format and Potential Implications</h1><p><span style="font-size: medium;">The unique format of a self-interview raises questions about the nature and purpose of such an event. Critics argue that it may be an attempt to control the narrative and avoid challenging questions like his many indictments and hatred for democracy as the absence of an interviewer could potentially lead to a lack of critical scrutiny. However, supporters argue that it allows Trump to directly address his base and articulate his positions without interference.</span></p><h1 style="text-align: left;">Anticipation and Social Media Reactions</h1><p><span style="font-size: medium;">News of the self-interview quickly spread across social media platforms, sparking a flurry of reactions from users across the political spectrum. Twitter, in particular, became a hub of discussion, with hashtags such as #TrumpSelfInterview and #InterviewingMyself trending as users speculated on the potential content and outcomes of the event.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: medium;">While some expressed curiosity about this unprecedented approach, others raised concerns about the lack of journalistic accountability and the potential for a one-sided conversation. Memes and satirical content also emerged, reflecting the diverse reactions to Trump's self-interview announcement.</span></p><h1 style="text-align: left;">Impact on the Political Landscape</h1><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Trump's decision to conduct a self-interview on Twitter introduces a novel element into the already dynamic realm of political campaigning. With his substantial following on the platform, it is likely that the event will generate significant attention and engagement. The interview may serve as an opportunity for Trump to connect directly with his supporters, shaping his messaging and reinforcing his policy positions.</span></p><h1 style="text-align: left;">The Future</h1><p><span style="font-size: medium;">Will other Republican candidates now devote time and energy to self-interviews on Twitter? The answer is a resounding YES! Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is already planning to copy every single thing Trump doing except going to prison.</span></p><p><br /></p>Andrew Hallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01495983897864604830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-739787582037143646.post-26399325148217998222023-06-09T20:36:00.012-04:002023-06-09T21:02:43.044-04:00Scientists Discover Dinosaurs' Atheism Caused Their Extinction<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGwDdLgVkT5gTPw5aGEu5QmMWNQ2y3RdPvHsQmG97c7NKbyVKggWCF5pBT6FWSDI3D4WYVQRa-vpo3ZO4qmvajC-Viuvg-IRoA5ROyNFOiGzwIfIJLQ6_LuoSA3f_CbDKBrjfQbsYQ35nUO99NJR4Z7L_YiBcEZrHwvs6LbwYpzR4jt1EO5c1kdCXOuQ/s2366/Screen%20Shot%202023-06-09%20at%208.34.09%20PM.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1334" data-original-width="2366" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGwDdLgVkT5gTPw5aGEu5QmMWNQ2y3RdPvHsQmG97c7NKbyVKggWCF5pBT6FWSDI3D4WYVQRa-vpo3ZO4qmvajC-Viuvg-IRoA5ROyNFOiGzwIfIJLQ6_LuoSA3f_CbDKBrjfQbsYQ35nUO99NJR4Z7L_YiBcEZrHwvs6LbwYpzR4jt1EO5c1kdCXOuQ/s320/Screen%20Shot%202023-06-09%20at%208.34.09%20PM.png" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><span style="font-size: medium;">In a groundbreaking scientific discovery, a group of paleontologists uncovered definitive evidence proving that dinosaurs' lack of religious belief played a significant role in their ultimate demise. The revelation has sent shockwaves through the scientific community and religious institutions worldwide.<span><a name='more'></a></span><span></span><br /><br />According to renowned faith-based paleontologist Dr. Andrew Canard, the fossil record indicates that dinosaurs were not only enormous reptiles but also staunch atheists. "We have found an abundance of evidence that dinosaurs showed no inclination towards worship or prayer," Dr. Canard declared during a press conference, brandishing a remarkably preserved Tyrannosaurus rex tooth. "Their lack of faith ultimately sealed their fate."<br /><br /><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWPYeoSB1QZ5K1J21eSosADE6Tn9iW4DYJHRal4QE6XXPpClUm07zuOAlerk1l8CKqNJNlK10pCwAOVPtXhyv0w9QuBSWh3-srLgz2vr2bMS_W64cKeXUwyN3_MgINobQ3khWb4L52fkKsPbT6PFDqMGihmMs1y8yeZARDYI6eIlntaFzuRfgwseUvxQ/s300/VPN.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="300" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWPYeoSB1QZ5K1J21eSosADE6Tn9iW4DYJHRal4QE6XXPpClUm07zuOAlerk1l8CKqNJNlK10pCwAOVPtXhyv0w9QuBSWh3-srLgz2vr2bMS_W64cKeXUwyN3_MgINobQ3khWb4L52fkKsPbT6PFDqMGihmMs1y8yeZARDYI6eIlntaFzuRfgwseUvxQ/w200-h200/VPN.png" width="200" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://www.kqzyfj.com/click-100512912-15464631" target="_blank">Learn More!</a></td></tr></tbody></table><br />Dr. Canard also stated that fossils uncovered in China reveal a Tyrannosaurus Rex, nicknamed "T-Rex the Skeptic," who had an insatiable appetite not only for meat but also for logical arguments. It would engage in debates with other dinosaurs, tearing apart their religious beliefs with a ferocity matched only by its voracious appetite. The T-Rex would often remark, "Believing in gods is as pointless as trying to catch your own tail! It's a never-ending loop of delusion!"<br /><br />Not to be undone by an uppity T-rex, a Gigantosaurus, blasphemously called "Giganto the Unbeliever," used its towering presence to intimidate any who dared question its atheistic stance. With a booming voice that echoed across the land, it would challenge other dinosaurs, exclaiming, "If there were a god, wouldn't they have better things to do than watch us dinosaurs? Like inventing new species of trees or creating extra-large ferns for us to feast upon?"<br /><br />The theory posits that without the moral compass and divine guidance provided by religion, the dinosaurs were doomed to extinction. "Religion, you see, offers a set of moral guidelines and a sense of purpose that can lead to a more harmonious existence," explained Dr. Sarah Stegosaurus, a leading evangelical theologian specializing in prehistoric beliefs. "But without faith, dinosaurs were left to their own devices, lacking the ethical framework necessary for their survival."<br /><br /><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJ4-9Z_oJRhaku69-MoBHYrXeWLpkImYhvkilmenf2F7JSASwNk4n3A0OrsmhXVnVE-gbFBHTuYZINQHnr10ev32ZCxbXzbP4itGDwUi2kl_KSoV5uvnfYtyheWod5ZVT2mRC2_gZF8Yc4YQD7hjqYHvHO0Eps-383164xXj7RyNXRn7rcWcTK4JV-Qw/s200/Ad.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="200" data-original-width="200" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJ4-9Z_oJRhaku69-MoBHYrXeWLpkImYhvkilmenf2F7JSASwNk4n3A0OrsmhXVnVE-gbFBHTuYZINQHnr10ev32ZCxbXzbP4itGDwUi2kl_KSoV5uvnfYtyheWod5ZVT2mRC2_gZF8Yc4YQD7hjqYHvHO0Eps-383164xXj7RyNXRn7rcWcTK4JV-Qw/s1600/Ad.jpeg" width="200" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://www.dpbolvw.net/click-100512912-12892601" target="_blank">Buy Here!</a></td></tr></tbody></table><br />Critics of the theory argue that dinosaurs' extinction was more likely the result of a catastrophic asteroid impact or climate change. However, Dr. Canard is undeterred by these counterarguments. "Sure, some may point to physical evidence and scientific consensus, but we mustn't let facts get in the way of a good olde fashioned faith," he said.<br /><br />The religious right in America responded with a mix of emphatically positive. Reverend Robertson from Stone Blimp Church in Houston, Texas is a prominent theologian and dinosaur enthusiast. He stated, "While it's certainly an entertaining theory, isn't evolution just a theory, too? We mustn't forget that faith transcends time and species. Did dinosaurs didn't adhere to the Mosaic Law? No. And they had a lot of chances to. After all, Moses rode a Triceratops out of Egypt."<br /><br />Meanwhile, the atheist community has been both bemused and bemusedly offended by the suggestion that dinosaurs' lack of faith led to their extinction. "To think that dinosaurs perished because they didn't believe in a higher power is preposterous," scoffed prominent atheist and evolutionary biologist Professor Richard Dawkins. "If anything, their lack of religious dogma probably allowed them to focus more on scientific inquiry and advanced understanding."<br /><br />As the debate rages on, one thing is certain: the notion of dinosaurs' atheism being the cause of their extinction has sparked an intense conversation. While some see it as a satirical jab at religious beliefs, others find it a completely realistic way to think about prehistoric life. Whatever one's stance may be, it's clear that the story of the dinosaurs continues to capture our imaginations and ignite lively debates, whether scientific or delusional.</span><div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><br /></div>Andrew Hallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01495983897864604830noreply@blogger.com